Nishishishi

Trapped in a school building, forced to killed each other, it’s a fight against hope and despair, with the Cookies being caught in the crossfire. Danganronpa x Cookie Run AU, starring Millennial Tree - Ultimate God Dark Enchantress - Ultimate Evil Sea Fairy - Ultimate Fairy Moonlight - Ultimate Dreamer Wind Archer - Ultimate Archer Fire Spirit: ~DECEASED~ Pitaya Dragon - Ultimate Dragon Dinosour - Ultimate Jellysaurs Analyst Cotton Candy - Ultimate Love Messenger Purple Yam - Ultimate Fighter Milk - Ultimate Healer Roguefort - Ultimate Thief Kiwi - Ultimate Biker Roll Cake - Ultimate Destructor Cyborg - Ultimate Robot and Matcha - Ultimate Witch Inbox status: Open

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Lack of asks or modivation?

(Mix of both)

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H-Huh? Then if you’re the mastermind Millennial Tree... Who killed Fire Spirit...????

“It... it was...” Millennial Tree was about to say it, although he didn’t truly know who did it. “It was Kiwi...”

“You’re not the mastermind. And really? You have to lie better than that!”

“If you wish to accuse Kiwi... Then I’m on your side.”

“I think that’s fucking impossible! When would Kiwi get the time to commit the murder?!”

“He could have just taken off his heavier bits of clothing. He could probably sound light that way...”

“BUT is that really possible?”

“It is to me!”

“I’d say it’s possible if Wind was knocked out before the murder occurred. And Kiwi could have been hiding in Fire Spirit’s room before Wind Archer arrived.”

“But is there any evidence to prove I did that?!”

“Hehe... Force truth out of Kiwi... Let’s do that... Hoo...”

“I suppose it’s possible...”

“It’s beyond impossible! It’s the truth!”

“I think! You lying! Kiwi can’t kill! Me know that!”

“Guys you have to understand! He could’ve killed Fire Spirit!”

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What’s wrong Millennial Tree? What’s wrong??? What’s wrong??? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

“Fine... You got me. I’m the mastermind.” He said flatly.

“You’re the what?!”

“Are you serious?!”

“WHAT THE FUCK?! I SHOULD’VE FUCKED WIND ARCHER ALREADY!”

“Really?”

“Guys leave your fucking fetishes out of here, it would be very damn nice, so please!”

“It’s not like they’re being truthful...”

“Huh?! Total lie! Too gentle!”

“What the FUCK?!”

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Millennial Tree, you seem… distraught… or nervous… or scared…

“Oh it’s nothing...”

“I think he’s hiding something...”

“THEN LET’S BEAT IT OUT OF HIM!”

“How about I instead make him feel... Pleasure instead of fear~?”

“If you can leave your fetishes out of the courtroom, all of us would really appreciate it.”

“Aw do you not like pain~?”

“Wee Woo wee Woo! Here comes the fun police!”

“Can we please get back to matter at hand?”

“What’cha hiding???”

“Nothing I swear!” He fake smiles.

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At some point or another I’ll have some Hunger Games event that may or may not fit. I am the Hunger Games master. 
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(Seems about right-)

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[A clown observes you with eyes that seem to be radiating judgement]

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;>

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Okay, we have the murder weapon identified… who was the first to find the body? And did anyone see anyone else go into or come out of the murder scene prior to the murder?

“Prior to the murder... We’ve established that Wind Archer was with Fire Spirit...”

“Yeah But I couldn’t have had killed him, Yam had to be knocked out!”

“Such a terrible thing to happen to one I took in as my own...”

“Wait... WHAT THE FUCK?! PITAYA YOU TOOK FIRE SPIRIT UNDER YOUR WING?!” Dinosour was caught off guard.

“He was only a little cookie. If I hadn’t of been there then he would’ve crumbled quickly... Although I did piss of Millennial Tree quite a few times so he has a motive: Revenge. Wind Archer has no motive, Milk has no motive either, everyone except for Dark Enchantress And Millennial Tree have no motive except the Despair Disease.”

“I would’ve fell asleep while killing him...” Moonlight yawned.

“Really if someone did come into the crime scene...”

Millennial Tree began biting his lip slightly.

“Millennial Tree also had time if it was him.”

“It wasn’t me. I would’ve used magic to implode his head if it was me.”

“We don’t know anyone who could’ve come into or out of the crime scene... But we do know I, Dark Enchantress, Pitaya Dragon, and Millennial were some of the first to discover the body...”

“This isn’t getting us anywhere closer to the truth! We know someone had a extra motive, but the time is just way too wrong!”

Millennial was biting his nails now a little bit.

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Alright let’s get something clear, what’s the murder weapon?

“Wind Archer’s Arrow is the murder weapon! And he’s the only one who has access to those; I was lucky enough to steal one from him-“

“You did WHAT?!”

“Oh stop the acting! Once you knew the arrow was missing, you were filled with rage and decided to slit a throat because of it! And that unfortunate soul was Fire Spirit. So Wind Archer’s the culprit, got it? Hoo-yah! I’m a fucking genius!”

“I highly doubt you are a genius in the first place.”

“Oh yeah? Then what do you have to bring into the discussion?!”

“Remember, Yam had been knocked unconscious. And with his physique compared to Wind Archer’s, Wind Archer could easily be body slammed backwards into the floor.”

“That’s true though. If I attacked Yam like that, he would’ve shattered my body easily.”

Seems like this got somewhere.

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Class Trial Start

Lies from truths, truths from lies... life and death, death and life... such are the principals of a class trial. And it started once we got to our pedestals

“Well I’ll quickly explain the class trial rules! Basically you have the find the blackened aka the murderer and if you don’t find them you all die! Exciting right?” Rio giggled.

“Anyways, let’s get the most damning stuff out of the way, Wind Archer has all the evidence pointing to him. Let’s discuss some of this evidence. Shall we tango?” Millennial Tree asked a bit seductively.

(As it says, the class trial is now officially underway! During a class trial, you all can bring up questions relating to the current murder. Alibis, the murder weapon, the suspects, etc. Anyways, thanks for your time, and have fun~!)

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Investigation

“Hm... Where to start...” I had been blindly wandering around. I had passed by many rooms, trying piece what I know together. “Yam is the main suspect and Millennial heard somebody go by his room at 5:45. However, if Yam was the culprit, then wouldn’t he had been in a different spot unconscious? If not then where’s a injection needle to knock him unconscious...?” Of course I’m lying to myself... I knocked out Yam to make sure he would rest to recover... I was in the room but I also was knocked out... Hm.... He told me what he knew... that he was knocked out a hour before the murder and slept through it... But is it true?

“I just found our murder weapon along with how it was hidden and what it was hidden in.” Dark Enchantress brought out a tool box and took out a bloody Arrow, along with a bloody cloth. “Needless to say, Wind Archer your getting on thin ice now.”

“Weeeeeeeeeell I found some hair strands and the lock to the door!” Millennial Tree smiled. “The strands of hair were green as well.”

“B-But I’m not the culprit! I was knocked out before the murder last night, I went there to check on Yam, and I had to knock him out so he would sleep to recover! But after that... I passed out if I remembered correctly... Or I was knocked out by someone... I’m not sure my memory is hazy from there....

“Well if you fuckers are done messing around I have stuff you all need to here!” Dinosour came in, as loud as ever. “I got the smoking gun here and you better believe it!” Dinosour smiles. “Half an Hour before the Murder I saw Fire Spirit walking with Wind Archer to the crime scene! Also a arrow in my room, one that I found outside that looked like Wind Archer’s, was missing 3 hours before the murder! Take that Wind Archer!”

“B-But I’m not... I’m not the culprit!”

“Ahahahaha if it helps I found a green orb on his cape, and I heard light and quick footsteps a hour after the murder!” Milk came in, holding the orb.

“Well I think the one who passed by your door is the same person who passed by mine!” Millennial Tree smiled. A series of truth katanas huh...?

Bing Bong Ding Dong

“I’m happy to announce it’s time to start the class trial! If everyone would come to the heart of the building, that would be appreciated!” He then had the flick of the switch.

“Wind Archer, please meet me privately to collect the autopsy report. You are all hereby ordered to go the heart of building, and any violators will be punished.” The announcement turned off.

“Oh that’s just dandy... I’ll be back soon okay?”

“Who the hell cares?! We already have evidence your the culprit, this class trial won’t last very long!”

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“A body has been discovered!”

(Wind Archer’s Point of View also.)

We didn’t think it would take long for someone to kill. If they did it would be spur of the moment. However, the grizzly sight we saw when checking on Purple Yam was the exception. Purple Yam had been knocked unconscious, but at the end of the room... Lied Fire Spirit, with their throat slashed.

“W-What?!”

“What a horrible sight for sore eyes!”

“One unconscious, the other dead. And with how clean that slash wound is, we’re looking for a weapon that can make a clean cut.”

Bing Bong Ding Dong~

“A body has been discovered! Everyone please take the time to investigate the crime scene, however you only get 6 hours to investigate it, before the official start of the first class trial! So with that, happy investigating!” With that announcement from Rio coming and going...

“Hm... It had to have been this morning. He was alive yesterday, or as long as I saw him, which was approximately 11:45 P.M.” New Truth Katana: Pitaya’s Testimony.

“It May not look like it but I can verify the time of death to be this morning, I heard someone passing by my room at 5:45!” New Truth Katana: Millennial Tree’s Testimony.

“I’ll get to work on trying to find the Murder Weapon, Though you’ll need to give me some time.”

“Early this morning, between 11:45 and 5:45...” Then came Rio.

“...Hm he’s been dead for about 7 hours, and with it being 10:45, he was killed at 3:45... I say your time of death is 3:45 this morning. The method to kill them was also one traditional to the books: Slashing of the throat. However, it was done with a blade not contained in this place.” New Truth Katana: Rio’s first glance autopsy.

“Time to take the body to be autopsied!” He laughs, taking the body with him.

Unfortunately for us, Yam also began to wake up...

“Ngh... What the hell...? GAH WHY are you four here?!” He turned around seeing the body. “Who the hell?! Why the hell?! THIS is confusing!” He got up and stormed out of the room.

Left alone to investigate, we would have to figure out lies from truth, truth from lies... And find out who could kill with the motive of disease. “Hm...”

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I am patiently waiting for a body to be discovered! I hope it's soon or later because this plot is getting thicker by the minutes.

(>.>)

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Love Suit - Dinosour

(Expect this from time to time, in the POV of Wind Archer also NSFW-ish below, Because Dinosour is a terrible and dirty bean.)

“...”

“...”

Everytime I come here I play the role of their ideal, like some shared fantasy. Dinosour’s Fantasy... I’m scared thinking about it.

“Hey Windy! I have some fan-fucking-tactic news that you’ll love. And since you’re the best, you’re getting a exclusive inside scoop, so ya better feel real damn special!”

“I’m listening...” I wonder what he had planned...

“You... Youuuuuu... can... c-can... You can have your way with me...”

“I’m sorry, I CAN WHAT?!” Did I just here that right?! “What do you mean?! Why?!”

“Don’t you get it?! You’ve been my friend since childhood, you got me into Jellysaurs in the first place! That’s why I’m the fucking Ultimate Jellysaurs Analyay! Sooooo... I-I’m rewarding y-you, since I can’t reward you a-any other way...”

“R... Rewarding... Me? For helping you...?” This is absurd....

“Actually... No I’m lying... I want your virginity... and to have a kid with you...”

“My what?!” Am I supposed to a be a female in his fantasy?! What, How, When, Where, Why?!

“Well I really don’t want to be abandoned... I want to have a future with someone... A-Are you saying you don’t want a future with me...?” Dinosour’s eyes were dripping with sadness in them. “No! I can’t let you abandon me too! So... So I want to have a baby... with you... so I’m not abandoned anymore! I want you to carry a bit of me inside you! That’s okay right? Please...!?”

“N-No of course not!”

“YOU MOTHERFUCKER! IF YOU’RE NOT GONNA BE FUCKED NOW THEN WHEN HUH?! YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK IT! COME HERE WIND ARCHER! I’M GONNA SQUEEZE EVERY LAST DROP OUT OF YOU!”

“W-Wait a second!”

That morning...

What a strange dream, with Dinosour no less! Although why is my body sore...?

[ladymillennialtree]

"Ahuhu... A long soak in the galaxy pond was JUST what I needed to rejuvenate..."

"Oh! I didn't notice I had an audience... Hello my little dears, remember me? It's been ages! But, I still haven't given up on my mission to exterminate darkness. Now, if you're true followers, you'll give me a promo and revel in my presence! Ahuhu!"

[PROMO?]

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Love you too MT 🥺💕

“My thanks to you too!”

“God now he’s insufferable...”

Meanwhile with Milk, he’s got the Despair Disease...

“Ah... Ah ha ha ha... AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” He’s laughing evilly now. “I will enjoy every sweet second of it...” He’s plotting something...

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I offer myself to die at the hands of MT

“Tee hee Hee hee... Well of course I’d kill without discretion, I don’t like my creations at all. The only one I like is Milk.” Okay he’s lying, but what are lies? Lies and truth, endless possibilities for lies though...

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Moonlight's Despair disease is probably Sloth, considering they're based on sins and all.

“Makes sense.” He admitted. Meanwhile Millennial Tree got infect somehow...

“Tee hee hee... Well I didn’t know that the dumb whore pig called Dinosour was so dumb, thinking he can get others Virginity~!”

“Who are you calling a whore pig?!” Dinosour’s aggressive attitude did a 180. Nice.

“The Kokichi Disease. Great.” He didn’t sound amused. “Someone’s bound to kill. I suspect it will probably be Milk.” He was nonchalant when he said that.