[rihannafenty]

Rihanna at Zac Posen’s studio.

[beyonslayed]

my bank account to me when I’m looking at my bank statement after a good weekend

[studiooutlandish]

[obsessedwithgoldens]

[vehrsace]

R O Y A L S P U T A

[arabshawty]

[onlytwitterpics]

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

when some1 u love txts u

[no-chill-at-all]

[kushandwizdom]

[twitterlols]

[onlytwitterpics]

[a-joyfuljourney]

[beben-eleben]

Punctuation Matters by The Visual Communication Guy

[thewrittenmagic]

I’ll never understand writers who don’t care about punctuation. It adds control,  clarity, meaning, and variety. 

[saramcclarinet]

My English major ass appreciates this so hard 👌🏻🙌🏻

[psychodaddyy]

triple text me when i’m not replying so i know ur feelin’ me

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[phasered]

she straight up asked him if he’s the baby

[ottermatopoeia]

chrissy STAYS savage

[gahhhdamn]

Lmfao yo I love her 😭

[mhysa-daenerystargaryen]

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

[smoothsister-deactivated2016032]

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN READING THIS FOR MONTHS NOW I GET IT

[thegreatbigfourmain]

I DONT GET IT

[killerkatillac]

Holy shit this fucked me up