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probably the wildest thing about bourgeois ideology is that literally most of the people on the planet are poor to the point of lacking basic human necessities and we’re just supposed to be like…. yeah thats fine
they portray it as a necessary evil and a natural result of human existence. unsurprisingly, arguments justifying capitalism feed fascist rhetoric about some people simply being inferior
if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it
mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?
mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.
joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?
mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?
Pugs are not cute
Pugs are not cute. Pugs are malformed, inbred, sick animals that should never have existed.
(Above: pug and wolf skulls. Note the shallow eye sockets, crowded, protruding teeth, and short snout in the pug.)
Dogs pant to cool themselves. As pugs have practically no snouts, they have trouble cooling their bodies and they can suffer from organ failure as a result.
Pugs are often unable to breathe properly due to their short snouts and compact breathing passages. This inhibits their ability to do things that dogs like best - running, chasing things, playing.
Pugs suffer from a mangled jaw from which their teeth grow in all directions.
Because of the distorted shape of their skulls, their eyes commonly pop out of their heads. 60% of prolapsed eyes become blind. Eyes put back in the skull are prone to infection and the dog may need treatment for the rest of their life.
Their eyes are also prone to swelling painfully, becoming scratched, and being irritated by their eyelashes.
When excited, pugs are prone to getting fluid stuck in their throats, making them choke or gasp for breath. This is given the cutesy nick name “reverse sneezing”. [video]
As it can be difficult for pugs to exercise, they are prone to obesity.
Some pugs are born with their nostrils pinched almost shut, making it impossible for them to live without an operation.
The wrinkles on their faces will become infected without constant, careful cleaning by their caretaker.
About 64% of pugs suffer from hip dysplasia (malformed hip sockets) which causes crippling lameness and painful arthritis.
Pugs have a genetic weakness to demodectic mange (a pretty nasty skin condition caused by mites).
Their curled tail makes them susceptible to hemivertibrae - misshapen backbones which cause spine bending and instability, neurological disorders, back leg paralysis, incontinence, and pain.
Pugs are so inbred that a study of ten thousand pugs in the UK had the genetic makeup of only 50 individuals. Inbreeding means that defective genes are more likely to be expressed and passed on to offspring.
Necrotizing meningoencephalitis (brain swelling) is common among pugs. Dogs with this condition usually die within a few weeks.
I am so sick of seeing pugs being celebrated. Their small, squashed skulls, facial wrinkles, curled tails, and protruding eyes are actually valued when these characteristics are a cruelty in themselves.
Pugs are charming, sweet, funny little souls and they don’t deserve the bodies humanity has designed for them.
Stop celebrating pugs. Stop buying pugs.
let’s celebrate retro pugs instead
responsible breeders decided they liked the temperament but the health issues were a nightmare, so they fixed them, they bred them out
it’s retro as in before the muzzle was bred out
and look at them
the one on the left is a retromop and the one on the right is a (elderly) pug
they’re healthier, live longer and have all the pug benefits with none of the usual health issues because of the deformed skull
they have longer legs
making exercise easier, and yet maintained most of the pug looks, and yes, they have the pug grin
want a pug - get a retropug or retromop, a healther, happier, and possibly cheaper option
even though I love pugs, it’s important that people know this
Retromops are where it’s at friend. Keep 100% of the pug charm with 0%of the terrible unhealthy inbred deformity.
I wish I knew what the fuck happened to me
There’s a lil tiger in my lap
He’s so handsome
This cat is very photogenic.
The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water
when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree
when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree
when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree
when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree
cats reblog if u agree
what on earth
please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this
watch it
PLEASE
tchaikovsky is proud
In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.
His voice kills me bro 💀💀💀
Mmm… Delicioso.
😭 he speaks in italics. Perfect.
When you start giving them the same energy they’ve been giving you and now they mad
“you wanna be a mother of three?” IM OISSING
Get the fuck out my lawn
THIS IS SOO FUNNY LMAO
Islamophobia is REAL and we need to start a conversation about that.
1. Don’t text in Arabic.
2. Don’t scribble on your notepad.
3. Don’t speak Arabic on the phone.
4. Don’t speak Arabic to your friend.
5. Don’t ask for a glass of water.
6. Don’t ask for a harness for your child.
7. Don’t wear a beard.
8. Don’t make a pilgrimage.
9. Don’t ask for another Diet Coke.
10. Don’t upgrade to business class.
11. Don’t wear the wrong shirt.
12. Don’t sweat.
13. Don’t read a book.
14. Don’t be a Bollywood celebrity.
15. Don’t be 6 years old and have a common name.
16. Don’t complain about a four-hour delay.
17. Don’t switch seats.
18. Don’t watch a video on your smartphone.
19. Don’t look at a flight attendant.
20. Don’t look foreign.
21. Don’t have a Muslim name.
22. Don’t be a refugee.
23. Don’t live in Australia.
24. Don’t wear a turban.
25. Don’t be Sikh.
26. Don’t be Muslim.
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A sheep dyed orange in Glen Quaich. Sheep are dyed orange to highlight their black faces for judging at Agricultural shows.
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Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.
i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke