It sure is a Weird Wonderful World that we live in

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[killerqueeenbee]

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Lover of many things! But most especially Project Hail Mary my beloved

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Shyan

They started off the month with silly jokes and hearteyes (in front of a guest, no less) for a promotional video.

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For GF the boys explored a haunted ship off the coast of California where they were in close quarters.

We also got the return of a live Debrief that started off with another reference to the "running joke" of them getting divorced, which was re-enforced by the crew during the stream.

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For MF, Ryan once again wanted to roleplay finding out Shane had died but it also turned into a bit about Shane having a flat butt. Not the first time Ryan has made this observation.

The streamer exclusives were especially packed with bonus Shyan moments starting with the MF bloopers when the crew gave Ryan and Shane extra large ice cubes to break open. Ryan decided his tactic would be to crush the ice - with his butt - as part of his "Extreme Method". It certainly will be stuck in our memories for an extremely long time.

Then in Drink to That, Shane's jealous side came out. (Editor note: listen carefully to that clip for Sam off-camera calling out Shane's jealousy and Matt's comment of "it's like this all the time".)

And in the List-o-Mania episode at the end of the month Ryan joked that Shane is into rope play.

Standrew

After so many chaotic moments from Shyan this month it's almost a relief that Steven and Andrew were normal about each other in their first stop on their Texas trip. Andrew calling young Steven "fascinating" is a wholesome reset to revisit after all the nasty boys nonsense.

Podcasts

Even though Ryan and Shane are recording content for their podcasts separately now they were still giving us gay tidbits this month.

Like Ryan complimenting Josh's physique during their collab and asking to be pixelated while eating like it was adult content.

And in the premiere of the new QP podcast Shane chose a favorite Beatles song that could have some gay subtext.

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Let these fuel your Shyan headcanons (RyanByron or ShaneMatt are valid too)!

Thank you to our sources: @ghostfillers @ghostpunkrock & @oldmanpusspuss (x)

[eiiegeia]

"The beach is always changing. You could go to the same spot every day, you're always looking at a different beach"

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[gubpyyy]

twitter

[lewadny]

happy june to everyone, especially my fellow aroaces

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

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[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

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[pumpkin--rabbit]

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[steampoweredwerehog]

Gangle talks about Sonic lore.

Direct reference to @punkitt-is-here’s Roxas comic

[nexeliam]

Sacrifice for human kind

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[waywardrpf]

so in the new MF episode we get Ryan saying he'd be inconsolable if Shane died and crying over his body (saying he'd be laying on top of Shane crying)

side note: +1 to the tally of Ryan talking about Shane's death on camera

then Shane saying if Ryan was laying on top of him he'd notice Shane's ass right away (okay. sure.)

and then the two of them arguing over the size of Shane's ass including Ryan saying "we both know" so confidently? OKAY. WHATEVER.

followed by Shane showing off his ass and grabbing it himself to prove he has any cake

they're so WEIRD about each other I'm crying

[spielzeugkaiser]

I swear Rocky is looking at Grace like he’s his 15 year old dog who is starting to make strange sounds in his sleep-

[sunny-sourzii]

They make me sick btw

[talibri]

just let me sleep fr

[alexxuun]

A mini PHM comic about Grace growing old. I wanted to explore two ideas: Rocky dealing with Grace’s dementia and Grace wanting to donate his body to science. I spend so much time on figuring out the dialogue (some part still feel clunky to me) but I hope it express my thoughts on where I think Grace’s life would go :)

Title is based on a song by M83

[killerqueeenbee]

And what if I said Colt has been imagining Ryland talking to him since the accident and the drugs he was on in this scene made him say it out loud, huh? What then?

[trixxstrawberry]

Augh your tags made me think of like - where they were at when ryland was sent away?

Like imagine it was sometime after his non-accident and his back is broken, he can't move or do anything and he's just laying helplessly in the hospital as the news is playing and that's when he finds out ryland was sent away?

He couldn't have called him or he couldn't have answered any calls from ryland because he was on some seriously high pain meds and just so out of it

So when he sees the hail mary launch on the news he just breaks down, probably scrambling to get his phone only to see the amount of missed calls and texts he's missed from ryland

His brother was practically fighting for his life and you bet colt will be blaming himself for not being there despite not being able to move without excruciating pain

Bonus if when he finds out his accident was planned, he takes his anger and anguish out on tom - he was the actual reason he couldn't say goodbye to his brother - he stole that tiny thing away from him

[your-mom-friend]

I watched The Fall Guy purely for the Coltland Twins AU thing but i genuinely enjoyed the movie a lot. I’m gonna try to keep this spoiler free in case any other PHM fans decide to watch the movie

Something i really appreciate about The Fall Guy is that Colt Seavers is smart. He’s intelligent. He knows exactly who he is and what he can handle and his situational awareness is off the charts. Examples:

-Even though the comment he makes about “bad sand” is played off as stalling he was completely right. The sand had bad traction and it ended up costing Jody a camera.

-He immediately clocks that the drink was spiked and stops drinking it

- He is remarkably calm about being drugged and almost shrugs it off except for the damn unicorn and even then ignores it and manages to hold a completely normal conversation with Jody

- Does NOT fall for the protagonist trap of avoiding authorities he gets the police involved IMMEDIATELY it is not his fault the antagonist got to it first.

- Has the emotional maturity and intelligence to actually articulate his side of their breakup while still taking accountability and keeping it in line with the thinly veiled plot

- During the scene where he and Dan comb Ryder’s place we see him rearranging the couches, pushing one into place and pushing the other away. Later in that scene he and the guy he’s fighting fall through the glass partition down to the living room and Colt falls i to the sofa while the other guy hits the floor. He basically simulated the fight choreography in his head and calculated and planned accordingly

- After being captured and delivered the monologue he’s like you need Carbs!! Your brain runs on GLUCOSE!! I mean we love a guy who keeps track of his macros and actually knows shit about biology and nutrition

- Also learned a certain amount of French just to converse with Ryder’s dog which is adorable

- During the helicopter scene he literally keeps count of the bullets so that he knows when she’s out of them.

I’m sure there more tiny things but that’s all i remember off the top of my head

Like it would be really easy to make the stunt guy just some macho guy with a heart of gold but they made him emotionally mature and genuinely brilliant

Another thing i loved about this movie is all the fourth wall breaks that were just homages or caricatures of classic movie things like the split screen, the “it’s a product placement” car, or the “it’s plot heavy, you’ll lose the audience” but it’s all so fun and enjoyable

[fangescent]

i miss you more than anything.