too young to notice and too dumb to care

Rebecca. 20. Living in Philadelphia. Lover of giraffes. Let's chat.

[computerfag]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[graveyard-whistler]

[►]

[just-shower-thoughts]

24 is a really awkward age. Half my friends are either on their third child and in the middle of a divorce, or still getting an allowance from their parents while retaking a class for the third time.

[timbllr]

[only1600kids]

“tell me more, hooman”

[90s90s90s]

[opheliaboobies]

#THIS SORCERY BLEW MY DAMN MIND WHEN I WAS LITTLE

[rodbunnyslay-deactivated2017040]

[thebootydiaries]

me: *walking casually toward to pet store exit*

employee: ma’am, did u or did u not put a kitten in ur purse

me:

employee: ma’am,

me: *slowly taking a kitten out of my purse* i guess u could say the cat is out of the bag haha :) 

employee:

me: lol :)

employee:

me: :) 

[twee-lord]

This hurt my heart a lil

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

this is one of the purest things I’ve read all week

[thebelchers]

[tomche]

Me

[only1600kids]

a video of people running backwards put in reverse is like they’re being chased by someone mildly intimidating

[didney-worl-no-uta]

[cicadachild-deactivated20191130]

my stomach hurts

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

[warpedchyld]

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[startrekrenegades]

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

[mirab3lle]

It’s times like this I’m grateful for the people that caption videos.

[nickyhemmickk]

@hughjackass

[the-darkest-of-souls]

@bennygal16

[apapayashapedspace-deactivated2]

[killing-intrigue]

me: no but are you sure you love me, like really sure, i don't want to pressure you

husband: we have been married for 23 years

[angfdz-deactivated20160505]

*squats directly onto a dick* *knees crack* hrghgahghg *gets up*

[a-night-in-wonderland]

* Goes on date *

* looks around *

“I’m sorry, will the dog in your profile photo be joining us?”