i'm a riddle in nine syllables.

Kendall, twenty-seven, INFJ, I love: doggos, ladies, tea, and I'm mad sweet on that back meat.

[critter-of-habit]

Enemy machines can spot Aloy a mile away, but as soon as you override one of them they are suddenly blind and deaf to the stompings of other machines.

Come on buddy, go fight for me.  Pay attention.

[critter-of-habit]

I’m so pleased this resonated with so many people :3

[colleenwing]

This can be your entrance.

[veralorraine]

Dinosaurs eat man…

[opheliaboobies]

“We brought back dinosaurs.  Suck it, Eagleton.“

[opheliaboobies]

AU MEME → JURASSIC PARKS & REC → for myself

[emilyblunt-news]

Emily during a photocall for the film ‘Sicario’ at the 68th Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, southeastern France, on May 19, 2015

[updatepls-deactivated20180722]

do u ever have that thing where there’s such an attractive girl on TV but you’re watching with your family and you’re tryna not be gay but comment after comment just keep on falling out your mouth about how ~objectively~ attractive she is and even while you’re speaking the words you’re regretting them but you just CANNOT STOP

[cosmickneehighsdeactivated]

she’s got this incredible body……

[futuresarcastic]

[kawaii-food-is-kawaii]

[stevenrogered]

[opheliaboobies]

You’re such a hypocrite. 

[dailymarvel]

[rhaenyradragon]

Elizabeth has no chill and i love it

[lyannamormonts]

i’m crying

[jason-todds]

(x)

[marvelsagentcarter]

Hayley Atwell seeing Avengers: Age of Ultron

[thecloneclub]

[chujellys]

#self-deprecating nonthreatening smiles to placate rich white men

[darlingthetruthis]

I think it’s pretty clear that we know what she’s talking about. (x)

[i-hate-boy-bands]

Inspirational