[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

[skreetfighter-deactivated201403]

The house of double 0 double 0

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

I remember watching this video 5 years ago

[ultrazarra]

this changed america

[toocooltobehipster]

3 year old death grip!

[theslayprint]

omfg

[urulokid]

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

[blackalleykat-deactivated201709]

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg

[saisai-chan]

imagine being able to read lips and reading the lips of someone who’s lip-sinking a song, except they don’t know the lyrics at all so they’re just mouthing bullshit and hoping to get by w/o anyone noticing, but you do. you notice. you know

i think about this a lot

[suaimhneas-peace-deactivated202]

as someone who can read lips, it’s actually really annoying

[spirits-of-kin]

#i imagine this is the equivalent of knowing morse code and hearing random things at a tapdancing class - @saisai-chan

when Mom was in language school, there was a dude that knew/was learning morse code, and of course all the students decided that meant they had to mess w him (bc they were students and needed to have fun in class?)

everytime this dude started nodding off and half-sleeping someone would start tapping their pencil on their desk and pretty soon the dude would snap up and call out a random word like “Tree!”

and then realize what’s going on, and get super annoyed at everyone

[aph-shy]

My middle school history teacher stopped teaching Morse code because kids were using it to cheat on tests by blinking answers to each other.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

excellent, excellent post, terrific contributions, all of you

[luckyandbad]

my Grandfather knows Morse code, and when he was teaching had 2 kids cheat on a test by tapping pencils to send answers to each other. When they handed their papers in he tapped “you have both failed” at them without looking up from his newspaper.

[killing-me-softly-styles]

Is everyone just going to ignore “lip sinking”

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[untexting]

ROGER HELP ME

[killing-me-softly-styles]

This past week has shown me just how lucky and proud I am to be Canadian

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[mysweetminiaussie]

oh what the hell…lol.

[thefitally-deactivated20170430]

this is important

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

ROGER WORKS

[unuthasbook-blog]

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

[st-pam]

[killing-me-softly-styles]

Awkward Beat/Pregnant Pause

Does anyone have a copy or a link or a download of the fanfic Awkward Beat and Pregnant Pause. I read it a long time ago and want to read it again but it’s been taken down :( :( 

[st-pam]

[killing-me-softly-styles]

Who wore it best? Harry Styles or my bed

[hardqueersoftfemme-deactivated2]

Reminder: Women do not need to be polite to someone who is making them uncomfortable.

[ropewithnoanchor]

9 September 2015 - Ottawa (2)

This video features: proof that Louis still doesn’t know how to properly whisper in someone’s ear, Niall fawning over Lilo, and Harry nearly getting hit in the balls

[clementinevonradics]

Salome dances her dance of the seven veils, The men all eye her like wolves on the hunt, this beautiful girl finally undressing for them. Finally they can see her exactly as they want to. The first veil drops. In 2007, Kim Kardashian’s ex-boyfriend released their sex tape against her will. Kim Kardashian, rather than hide in shame Used the publicity to promote her own career. Salome moves like a dream half-remembered. Salome dances like a siren song. All the men ache to see the hot sugar of her hip bones. The second veil drops. In 2014, Kim Kardashian walks down the aisle As the whole world watches. If only all of us were so successful in our revenge. If only all of us stood in our Louboutin heels on the backs of the men who betray us, surveying the world we created for ourselves. The third veil drops. Kim Kardashian knows exactly what you think of her. She presses the cloth tighter against her skin Her smile is a promise she never intends to keep We can almost see all of her. Salome shows us her body but never her eyes. The fourth veil is dropping. The four things most recently tweeted at Kim Kardashian were @KimKardashian Suck My Dick @Kim Kardashian Can I Meet Kanye? @KimKardashian Please Fuck Me @KimKardashian I Love You. I Love You. Women are told to keep their legs shut. Women are told to keep their mouths shut. Some women are kept silent for so long, They become experts in the silent theft of power. The fifth veil has dropped. Kim Kardashian made $12 million dollars this year Yesterday, uncountable men in their miserable jobs, told their miserable friends that Kim was a “dumb whore” Kim Kardashian will never learn their names. The sixth veil has dropped. The seventh veil has dropped. And Salome sat beside King Herod. And he swore unto her “Whatsoever thou shalt ask of me, I will give to thee unto the half of my kingdom” And she smiled, and said “Bring me the head of John The Baptist. Punish the man who hurt me”

Clementine von Radics (via clementinevonradics)

[oitnbgifs]

[hsgucciking]

x

[igglooaustralia]

Y'all this shit was NOT staged. NICKI ROLLED UP ON HER SHANGHAI STYLE MILEY DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO! I’m Screaming!

[18nth]

LMAOOOO

[clever-grl-deactivated20160222]

You know Taylor Swift is so relieved that she made up with Nicki Minaj because that could have been her chalk outline on the stage.