Genderfuck Kid

“I wrote a story about you. Well, sort of, see, it’s mostly about me. Well, entirely about me, but here's the catch: I’m you. — Please Don’t Kill the Freshmen, by Zoe Trope

[gffa]

leia organa by gabriele dell'otto

[thesadghostclub]

Here’s another page from our upcoming colouring book! We can’t wait to see how you all colour these ghosties in <3 xx

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[yourresidentginger]

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

[castielsteenwolf]

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

[sighinastorm]

This confession fascinates me.  Why would that be true?  What does it mean?

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It’s pretty simple, really. It’s putting someone else as a priority over one’s self. It’s the same kind of thought process behind “they called me stupid, whatever. they called my friend stupid, I am getting my gun”

[thesadghostclub]

A peak at something we’ll be releasing at Brighton Illustration Fair ;)

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[killjoyfeminist]

The honey bunches of oats guy clearly needed a flower crown. The others, including the terrifying outtake of the animal springing from his eye, are only bonuses.

[thesassycat]

“This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before”

[zicadbagui]

[micdotcom]

Watch: Jesse Williams is done with these excuses

[sixpenceee]

Astronaut Leland Melvin includes his rescued dogs in best NASA portrait ever.

[capnjordog]

I’m so glad he rescued those dogs from space

[beach-house-livin-deactivated20]

when ur a wreck and cant process emotions properly and someone asks if ur okay

[artistive]

I feel like we don’t appreciate this enough.

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[typhlonectes]

[batteredshoes]

ASAP

[antifainternational]

#1 on your to-do list!

[queerscully]

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

[priscellie]

Man. I feel so thirsty lately.  I can’t drink enough water. I feel like the senator guy in that X-Men movie after getting exposed to Magneto’s mutant machine, and he keeps drinking drinking drinking water uncontrollably until he dives into the ocean and becomes a terrifying jellyfish creature and explodes.  Freaking Magneto. I was already sympathetic to the mutant cause. Why you gotta hate?

[seananmcguire]

You’re not a mutant, honey, you’re a mermaid.  It’s all right.  Once your scales start coming in, you won’t be as thirsty.

[knitmeapony]

You know, being a diagnostician in a world with more public magical creatures must be a trip and a half.  

“Extreme thirst has a lot of causes.  Let’s check your blood sugar, and let’s take a skin sample to see if you’re developing scales.”

“Joint pain is pretty common when someone’s pushing themself that way with training, and I’d definitely recommend some rest, but it sounds like it’s been coming on with the moon so we might want to do a blood test to check for lycanthropy.”

“I’m going to give you this journal.  Keep track of how often you’re near bodies of water and copses of trees – not single trees, there needs to be a cluster.”

“Bear with me, I know you’re lactose intolerant, but buy a pint of milk and keep it in your kitchen.  If it spoils faster than expected, we’ll have a better idea of what’s going on here.”

[seananmcguire]

“Have you considered that you may not, in fact, actually be a mammal?”

[hasufin]

“Okay, I’m going to have to refer you to a specialist. It looks like your tertiary dentition is coming in.” “I think we need to check for allergic reactions to silver, iron, a few types of wood, garlic, and holy water. That’ll help us rule out some possible causes for this rash. In the mean time I think you should avoid Italian food and holy ground.”

“Have you noticed clusters of birds following you? Were they corvids? Hm, interesting. You ought to come in to the office so we can discuss this further.” “That itching sensation might be a rash, but I think we ought to give you an MRI and see if you’re about to grow horns.”

[defilerwyrm]

So basically, medicine in the Dark Ages, upgraded.

[disasterlarper]

This is literally my dream as a writer and my worst nightmare as a nurse

[syncretic11]

So I imagine a supernatural version of House where almost every episode someone is like “it’s lycanthropy” and the House character goes “it’s never lycanthropy” except for the one episode it is where the title of the episode is lycanthropy.

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby

[straewefin-deactivated20190112]

Eleven painting

Medium: Acrylic

Size: 12x16″