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H-uk-20-very gay. Cats and anything cozy.

[lostasto-deactivated20200406]

[tohkyo]

[catchymemes]

[nutella0mutt]

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[invader-bean]

he accepted ur cold drink!!

[noelbadgespugh]

[celadonlonghorn-archive]

[sunflower-pinesha]

sweet.

[https-graces]

do you ever meet a really cool girl and hope she’s gay? not even to date her but as a service to the community 

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[sometimestuesday-deactivated202]

Sylvia Plath was right

[ironleaves]

About what?

[sometimestuesday-deactivated202]

“Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording —all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night.”

[unclefesterkin-deactivated20200]

in 2018 we will stop feeding ducks bread bc we realise it’s bad for them nutritionally and isn’t great for their water either and feed them good shit like oats, corn, lettuce, defrosted frozen peas, duck pellets and a bunch of different kinds of seeds. 

[godiswoman]

harry potter meme ϟ [4/8] quotes

albus dumbledore, the deathly hallows

[love-sck-deactivated20200202]

yooo everybody. my mom and i were goofing around and found this seriously FUCKED UP site. all your information, (phone number, nam, address even) is available for 2.99. like everything. please watch this video on how to remove it. (im not sure if it’s there for minors, but if you’ve ever owned/rented a house you’re definitely there. it’s worth checking it out to make sure.)

video on how to remove information. : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPFLagxnDsA

fucked up website: http://www.spokeo.com/

also, if you’ve lived in more than one place/state it has you multiple times, remove all of your profile things. (it had my mom 4 times, all over our state. even from when she lived in a house 9 years ago.)

psa over.

[quasarkisses]

SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

YES THERE ARE MINORS ON HERE ALSO I JUST CHECKED ME AND IT HAS MY ~PERSONAL~ INFO ON THERE

[catchingarrows-blog]

This is very concerning. I just spent the last ten minutes removing my entire family (including my 14-year-old sister) from the site.

Cool Mom Tech has a guide on how to take your information off the site if for some reason you can’t watch the above video.

[fluffy-moose]

Just to inform everyone, it’s American only, but it’s real. I’ve found 3 of my friends already with this sight and the only reason I knew it was them was because I happen to have their address. PLEASE CONFIRM IF YOU ARE ON THIS SITE AND IF YOU ARE, REMOVE YOURSELF. NOW.

[wwooper]

I’m screaming internally because I just searched up a handful of my friends who live in America.. and found every single one of them without fail. This is scary.

[kyruceleste]

For my American followers

[fallon-ashby]

This is creepy as hell and completely legit. Please take the time to remove yourself from this list.

[cyberfrostian]

I just googled it and yeah. Now I can see a real meaning behind the saying ‘don’t give out personal info on the internet’..though in these times it’s difficult not to

[honeydollydimples-deactivated20]

THIS IS SCARY SHIT. This could be how my ex has been getting my information for a long time… ITS DANGEROUS. I JUST CHECKED IT OUT AND ITS REAL. IM ON THERE, MY FAMILY IS ON THERE. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

[caffeinated-librarian]

I GIVE ZERO SHITS IF YOU AREN’T FROM AMERICA YOU ARE FUCKING SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS THIS IS SO IMPORTANT THIS IS HOW STALKERS OPERATE OH MY GOD SIGNAL BOOST

[lupinofthe3rdvariety-deactivate]

Abstergo is getting less and less subtle by the day damn

[septickles-deactivated20180124]

save urself yanks

[omegapausestuck]

MOTHERFUCKING SPREAD THIS SHIT NOW GUYS

[kprojectscenarios]

This isn’t our normal posting, but if there are any American followers on our blog, PLEASE do this now.

[def-initely-soul]

If anyone of my followers is american, do this!!!

[some-rfa-imagines]

PLEASE STAY SAFE. I’m not American and I don’t plan on it but I know at least some of my followers are and I want you all safe. Please, please, please, signal boost this as much as possible.

[ninjago-memes]

Reblogging on both blogs because this is important for my American followers

[echo-julien-deactivated20231231]

Jesus fucking Christ. Why is this a thing?

I wasn’t on there, but my best friend, stepmom, dad, and two full-blooded siblings were. (Even checked the half-siblings and they weren’t there, but they’re both pretty young.) You bet your ass I removed them. 

[otherviosmainblog]

Guys PLEASE look this up. I was on there as well as my family. Stay safe, friends

[kryptsune]

🌼Hey, guys stay SAFE please! I had to actually take steps to take myself off this creepy website too. 

[nihilismpastry-deactivated20230]

Jesus fucking christ. 

[evil-bpd]

I just found my mom and my father under current residents for my apt. im actually screaming please signal boost this.

[midorivamp]

Fucking hell. Why.

[parchedlips]

[justwritingscibbles]

BOOST BECAUSE THIS IS IMPORTANT

[aceofspades-lena]

Not sure how many of my followers it’s relevant to but just in case

[angryadlerr]

This is seriously fucking disgusting and I feel sick to my stomach right now. I wasn’t on here but my family is and it’s honestly terrifying to know that anyone can fucking search them up and find where we live

[dangerhamster]

TAN’S HENNA ART

[anissapierce]

Karamo agrees with you

[schmergo]

When people get all snippy about enforcing antiquated grammar rules, all I can think of is Edmund Spenser.

In the 1590’s, some dude named Edmund Spenser decided to write a flowery epic poem, basically a transparent allegory praising Queen Elizabeth. Fair enough. He was like, “I want this work to be remembered forever, so I don’t wanna use, like, MODERN SLANG or the CASUAL DISREGARD FOR GRAMMAR or FOREIGN INFLUENCE that THESE YOUNG UPSTARTS keep using. Nobody will read or understand their stuff in the future. I know, I’ll write in the style of Chaucer, because Chaucer is a ‘well of English undefiled.’ Now my piece will be a classic of pure and untainted English. 👌👌👌”

So he wrote this semi-incomprehensible fake-Chaucer poem. But FUNNNN FACT, guess who else was writing poetry in the 1590’s? Some young upstart using modern slang and casual disregard for grammar and foreign influence named William Shakespeare. And his stuff was good enough that a huge chunk of literary education is devoted to understanding his use of language… meanwhile, who’s ever heard of a Spenser Theatre Troupe, a Spenser Studies degree, or Spenser in the Park?

So ease up on that grammar policing. Shakespeare is widely praised for his inventiveness with language, creating and popularizing tons of new words and being the first recorded example of loads of common slang terms. Let’s appreciate it when 21st-century creators do the same!

[arianagrandesource]

Troye Sivan – Dance to This ft. Ariana Grande

[ohneweiterebedeutung]

gabi‏: in russia, the act of displaying the LGBT flag in public can get you arrested. so these 6 activists from latin america resorted to creativity: wearing uniforms from their countries’ football teams, they turned themselves into the flag and walked around moscow with pride.

#HIDDENFLAG