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sharing the most cultural dissonance i experienced after moving to canada that nobody cares about but i need someone to talk to this about so im phtting it on my empty tumblr sideblog

The cinema. Actually i dont think they really call it the cinema in canada they say movies or theater more but anyway

Basically in england theres two types of popcorn instead of your own standard salty popcorn which actually is amazing and enjoyable they have SWEET (just popcorn with sugar instead of salt) which stands shoulder to shoulder with SALTY as the 2 equally major popcorn options you can also get a mix of them which is what basically everyone does. SWEET TASTES LIKE PURE ASS AND CONTAMINATES THE ENTIRE POPCORN IF YOU GET A MIX BC ITS JUST POURING SUGAR ON THE ENTIRE THING. Every single time i went to the cinema. Everyones like leyts get popcorn to share. EVERYONE WANTS A MIX IT WAS SO ASS . Oh and always when i was in school and they would bring popcorn if we watched a movie or w/e. IT WOULD BE A MIX. If someone brought a bag of popcorn it would be pure sweet or a mix. it tastes so gross it would be less upsetting is salty popcorn wasnt so good ans i wouldnt be teased with like the 5 kernels of salty popcorn oh theres literally no way to differentiate between the when theyre mixed btw so its just cooked.

Then in canada my first time going to cinema i fearfully ask what flavour popcorn my bf wants. Hes like wdym. COME TO FIND OUT ITS PURE SALTY🙏 no sugar popcorn exists. Which was so amazing . But then i found out they dont have pick and mix which was equally sad and shocking but to be honest i needed to graduate from pick and mix cuz its so stale and likely to have diseases