www.killwalterwhite.com

Walter White Father, Husband, & Teacher

[sternfleck]

Finally the endorsement we’ve all been waiting for

[sternfleck]

I was flat-out sobbing at the Weird Bug’s convention speech tonight. So heartfelt, so deeply meaningful. I think we can all agree that thanks to the Weird Bug, there has never been a better time to be an American in the night time.

[hotvampireadjacent]

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[memorycycle]

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

[sacred-portal]

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[thegaymertrainer]

His comedy has evolved so much his timing and delivery is really amazing

[sacred-portal]

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[sacred-portal]

[sacred-portal]

[byjove]

side quests from my dad: hey bud, can you identify this lizard? can you research search engine optimization for my business?

side quests from my mom: I need you to go into my downstairs closet. There is a crawlspace behind the shoe rack. Inside the crawlspace there is a cardboard Crown Royal box from the liquor store. Inside the box there are a number of cardigans I have not worn since the 1980s, you must find the navy blue one from Talbots and check the pockets. Your great grandfather’s suicide note and art deco ruby ring should be inside the right breast pocket. Have you located it? Can you use the cypher on the ring to transcribe great grandpa’s final message?

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[sleepdopesmoker]

ive devised a new spell that turns the haters into dickriders - its called time

[imissbrittanymurphy]

should I get the mug that says don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Wellbutrin for the office