ALIEN ARLERT

bruh idk what this is. I will probably have fellow accounts but yeah. deal.

[heatsnout]

dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

[ukulelerapboy-deactivated201601]

some of my favorite tags:

[ukulelerapboy-deactivated201601]

some more gems:

[midwest-lavender]

this post just gets better and better

[thecompanionsdoctor]

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS NINE IN THE AFTERNOON

[horrjfied]

keep reblogging 

[erodavisitorcenter]

@harrylikeslouisbutt @rydenlarrie

[de-is-me-deactivated20180626]

this is my life omg I laughed so hard

[randomslasher]

I need this post to go back to the streets where we began

[this-is-ske]

ahhh this post makes me feel as good as lovers can… ya know?

[prplzorua]

XD

[weird-emo-human-deactivated2018]

sorry guys but this is still hilarious

[killzeteetans-blog]

This is beautiful.

[thetruthillnevertell]

Keith: *about to suicide bomb the ship*

Lotor:

[angeldotgif-deactivated20180122]

Anytime I view Butch Hartmans twitter I feel like Ive entered a whole new dimension

[angeldotgif-deactivated20180122]

Just to add to this

[angeldotgif-deactivated20180122]

This one is called “Blues Clues grown up”

[neospacez]

?

[cut3blogger-deactivated20140319]

“we’re having guests over come downstairs”

[killzeteetans-blog]

Me: Make an art student blog for your favourite character!

Said blog: Uhhhh you need to make a new art style for this blog's muse too

Me, reaching into my fridge for my mother's wine: I beg your pardon?

[meme-theft]

Omf 😂

[paulthebukkit]

D E S T R O Y E D

[surprisebitch]

HELP IM IN COLLEGE AND MY ROSE TROUSERS RIPPED VERTICALLY HOW AM I GONNA TAKE PUBLIC TRANSPORT AT THIS RATEAAAAA HOW COULD THIS HAVEHAPPENEDTHIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED YO ME I DIDNT EVEN THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR YOUR PANTS TO RIP FROM INSIDE THE THIGH IM JFDKDKSKSKS I CANT WALK PROPERLY i feel so exposed down there

[killzeteetans-blog]

How did you even what the hell

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

to all baristas: thank you for your service 

[draugensguroshitshow]

Bad tongues are speaking again.

[draugensguroshitshow]

Almost three years of difference.

[immortalloverodd]

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

[theapatheticstag]

I just had a fucking stroke

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

“Sprite! It’s basically water”

[datacarver]

This post made me want a sprite, cmder confirmed corporate shill

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

“Theres nothing quite like smashing open a nice crisp Sprite!”

[datacarver]

Hm, I do enjoy smashing things open. I now may consider purchasing a refreshing sprite over it’s other similar competitors.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

If you want to use a non sketchy youtube downloading site I just spent some time making a really simple one here: https://y23.cmder.tech/

It lets you download the video or just the audio of a youtube video

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Hi all, due to issues regarding system abuse (as well as scaling issues, we have 100s of users a day), playlist downloading has been limited to 10 videos per playlist. We can push the limit to 100 if we are able to get a better server. The server we are looking at is $49/month, this is a dedicated server with 2 TB of disk space, 24 GB of ram, and 2 Xeon processors, as well as DDOS protection. Currently we are pushing to get to $100/month on the Patreon for Socks, which also supports Y23. If we can get to $125/month, we will be able to get the new server. If you’ve used the service and liked it please consider becoming a Patron! https://www.patreon.com/ssn

Currently raised $70/$125

[end0skeletal]

Polycephaly is the condition of having more than one head. Two-headed animals (called bicephalic or dicephalic) and three-headed (tricephalic) animals are the only type of multi-headed creatures seen in the real world, and form by the same process as conjoined twins from monozygotic twin embryos.

While two headed snakes are rare, they do occur in both the wild and in captivity at a rate of about 1 in 10,000 births. Most wild polycephalic snakes do not live long, but some captive individuals do. A two-headed black rat snake with separate throats and stomachs survived for 20 years.

(Sources: x x x x x x x x)

[unidentifiablelifeform]

Why does this seem to happen to snakes so often compared to other animals? I mean, you don’t see this happen to dogs or cats very often but snake embryos seem almost eager to mix it up every once in a while and pull a two-for-one deal in the head department.

[end0skeletal]

The consensus seems to be that polycephaly occurs more often in reptiles than other animals, but the why of it, as far as I could find out, is relatively unknown. Polycephalic animals appear so infrequently and they survive for such a short time that scientists just have not been able to study them sufficiently. If anyone can find more information about why it happens more often in reptiles, feel free to chime in. In the meantime, enjoy these two-headed lizards and turtles:

[ladyoftheteaandblood]

Can you imagine the arguments!

[oodblood]

One thought real quick: two-headed dinosaurs

[captain-raptor]

oh my god i will lose my fuckin mind the day that fossil is found

[angstriddentrashhuman]

@magicturtle two headed dinosaurs seems like something you’d be down for.

[magicturtle]

Rawr YEAH!

I think I misunderstood the assignment.

[brianacrafterussell]

Um not to put a dampener on the idea of two headed dinos but aren’t dinosaurs closer to birds and birds most likely don’t have two heads.

[end0skeletal]

Birds are reptiles! That sounds insane, but let me explain. Biologists use a system to classify animals called the phylogenetic system, which means animals are grouped together based on their ancestry. In this way, birds are reptiles because they’re more closely related to reptiles than anything else, crocodiles in particular. In fact, crocodiles are more closely related to birds than they are to lizards. The first groups of reptiles evolved about 300 million years ago. About 40 million years later,  a group of reptiles called therapsids branched off, which eventually became modern mammals. Other groups of reptiles split off over the next 120 million years, one branch being the dinosaurs. These dinosaurs were only distantly related to modern snakes, lizards, and turtles, groups that had split off at different times. But 65 million years ago there was a massive extinction event, and all dinosaurs were killed except for a single group of feathered dinosaurs. These evolved over the next 65 million years into modern birds. So birds are dinosaurs, and dinosaurs were reptiles, and thus birds are reptiles.

[adoraborous]

Additionally, there were two-headed dinosaurs! Well, at least one. That we know of. I can’t add the picture bc mobile but here’s a link: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/12/061226-two-heads_2.html

[vinegardoppio]

#somebody not on mobile add the picture please?

here you go

however, the above mentioned and pictured fossil was not a dinosaur - just an aquatic reptile from the Cretaceous period - which is still badass! also this is one of the coolest threads ever.

[end0skeletal]

Excellent additions!

A point I forgot to mention in my birds-are-reptiles ramblings…two-headed birds are definitely a (rare) thing. This bird with two heads and three beaks was found in Massachusetts. (x)

[wheremyscalesslither]

This is the true reason I got involved in Tumblr. Bring back these posts!!

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I need all your help to sing This is Halloween!!! (no experience or talent required)

I’m making an edit of This is Halloween from The Nightmare Before Christmas focusing around the “ween” syllable of “Halloween” (I’m trying not to give away the whole joke but… well, you’ll see)

Anyway, I need singers for the very end of the song where there’s a choir going “la, la, la, la la la,” and I wanted to let you all in on it! All I need is a recording of you singing that part, but instead of singing “la,” sing “ween.” You don’t need to be a professional or even a good singer, just make sure you’re singing along to the music (you’ll want to be listening along through headphones so the pitch and beat line up at least decently) and make sure there isn’t too much background noise, and I’ll put you in the meme with the rest of the choir!

You don’t need to follow me or do anything fancy, just email the recording to me at [email protected] and keep an eye out for the edit!

EDIT: There’s not a solid cut-off for these, but if I haven’t made the audio post chances are I’m still working on it and there’s still time, so if you’re seeing this and the post isn’t up, go ahead and give it a go!

[prozdvoices]

having a non-white name

fdavkjdaffakjnkealnvlfidfnvajklnfdareyuevd

[pyrotechnicstars]

dude in bed: *blinds open suddenly* A

his twin, standing over him with a malevolent smile as the sun washes over them both: 

dude in bed: yeah

his twin: YEAH