KILL ZOMBIES. EAT BACON.

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[toloserswithlove-deactivated201]

[v0mmym0mmy-deactivated20200323]

Here's pics of it happening btw

[0-memento-mori-0]

Can we please just-

[iwtv1976]

[catchymemes]

[stupidpetface]

[beesmygod]

[princesstigerbelle]

Great addition to this post thank you @beesmygod

[kingofthehillcaps]

[responsiblegunowner]

Finally the job I need.

[8oo-deactivated20160414]

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

[mothermilhouse]

right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp 

and not only are these things totally badass and stylish

they have 16 colour cones in their vision

us humans only have 3

these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can

literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist

do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS

[ayeyuu]

not only that but they can punch a hole in an aquarium tank.

that’s pretty fucking radical.

[epsilon110]

not only punching through aquarium walls too

these little demon-spawn can punch so hard and so fast that

IT BREAKS WATER PHYSICS

their punches cause water to boil and create a bubble underwater, which kills its prey if it has contact with it, cooking them from the outside

BUT IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO MAKE CONTACT

the collapsing bubble sends out a shockwave strong enough to kill anything in a 10 cm diameter due to pure pressure 

this fabulous sob is death incarnate and don’t forget that   

[deleted01110011]

Even better - the inside of that little bubble before it collapses is over 400 million degrees Kelvin, hotter than the surface of the Sun.

[neongrump]

One Punch Shrimp

[jasoncanty01]

ONE PAAAAAANCHE!  

[sonicthehammons]

This straight up sounds like a Pokedex entry

[antifamutant]

Yeah what the fuck.

[feetinspace-deactivated20210101]

The bullet shrimp knows what a black hole actually looks like.

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Jan and Odee

[givemearmstopraywith]

first views inside notre dame

[sixpenceee]

“Most news outlets are only showing the blurry zoomed in picture of the black hole so I’m posting the entire zoomed-out image of the black hole and everything it is consuming. The tiny black spec in this image is 6.5 billion times the size of our sun. This thing is HUGE.” Dan Farr

[kaijutegu]

lizard out there really gonna do it

[kaijutegu]

this lizard is braver than any US marine

[kaijutegu]

he’s going for it, the absolute madlad

[kaijutegu]

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

Amazing!!

[classichorrorshit]

[bab5422]

[chicken-fluff-butts]

*slappy wattle noises*

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

haha just like cat

[durbikins]

funny noise

[toothydimwit]

cat login sound

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

haha just like chicken

[pajjorimre]

[michaelnothing]

I LOVE HIM.

[remanedur]

prophunt

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

NO FUCK OFF I’M A LEAF

[klubbhead]

[winelandcounty]

[the-headless-vulcan]

i love the moon but her gf the ocean is fucking terrifying and needs to chill

[drkhvn-deactivated20231029]

they can weigh up to 45kg……. and be up to 2m long…….

[thatjoelguy81]

THEY FUCKING WHAT?!

[mikaeled]

Yippee-ki-yi-yay When the roundup ends Yippee-ki-yi-yay And the campfire dims Yippee-ki-yi-yay He shalt be saved When a cowboy trades his spurs for wings The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (2018)