[la-petitefille-deactivated20210]

some palo santo cleansing for your blog… ♡

[satansonmyside]

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

[beesmygod]

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

[mysterysnake-deactivated2013122]

what the hell

[ashwilliamsrighthand]

This makes me really chuffed

[pameladoove-deactivated20180821]

This post is quite egregious

[cornflakepizza]

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

[fixyourwritinghabits]

goddamnit.

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

[conservative-libertarian-deacti]

[mattsunsthighs]

all of you go to hell

[divagonzo]

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

[inactive1346597623595641352]

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

[rubes-dragon-deactivated2024030]

Why the fuck do these exist

[operativesurprise]

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

[sufferingsappho-deactivated2017]

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

[nigenaide]

speaking as a linguist: yes. that is exactly what happened. isn’t it beautiful.

[gehayi]

Here, have a list of contronyms.

[wolfpilled]

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

[bob-belcher]

[evil-britney]

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

you mean, skin?

[degenerate-perturbation]

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

[n-haught]

people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?

me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.

[theblazeofmemory]

Actually you know what. Just don’t mow. Get rid of your lawnmower. Turn your whole yard into a wildflower field or an edible garden. Lawns are the invention of the upper class to show wealth through wasted plots of grass that is meticulously tended for no reason other than to be grass. It’s literally an empty plot of land they kept because they had so much money they didn’t need it to grow food. Not using a yard as just a yard is an act of rebellion.

One of the main industries still supporting lawns is chemical pest control companies, and they’re also responsible for the insecticides that crashed the bird populations in the 40s and 50s as well as a lot of what’s killing bees and butterflies now. The herbicides they produce specifically targets “bad” plants like dandelions, buttercups, and clovers, which are plants bees rely on for early spring feeding. Grass is just grass; it would be great for feeding small mammals if people would let it grow more than three inches, but they won’t.

So, yeah. Kill lawnmower culture. Plant some native flowers. Grow some vegetables and fruit trees. Put out bird feeders and bee sugar spots and homes for both. Be kind to bugs and birds and rabbits and opossums and whoever else might wander by. Make your neighborhood a lot more beautiful.

[kitkat30]

this bread tiny

yeast

[ana-logical]

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

[jolyne]

what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this

[acepresso]

This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard

[anoceanloverworld-blog]

Cuttlefish can change color to fade into the background. It can do it amazingly fast.

[just-for-grins]

If you’re having a bad day here are a few baby animal pictures which surely should cheer you up!  :D

[the-emerald-city-gamer-deactiva]

i just died of cuteness -_____-

[cryptidz]

i made my dad dress up as a ghost for my art project

[dont delete my caption]

[rupertgayes]

why would anyone want to delete that caption it’s fucking gold

[golfgalaxy]

y’all ever just say fuck it and eat the water bottle too

[yeezy-nation]

omfg

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

http://www.theroot.com/sandbranch-texas-a-small-community-denied-water-for-o-1790858153

this has been going on for 30+ years. this town has been without drinkable water + a proper sewage system for 30+ years due to these things being considered “too high of a cost” for the city of Dallas. the town is in the middle of a desert where the nearest grocery store is 7 miles away. 

lmao, the fact that these people dont have food or water because people see those resources as too expensive to provide them with is disgusting. capitalism is a disease

http://www.projectdreamhaus.com/mobile-food-pantry/donate/

https://www.gofundme.com/sandbranch?ssid=838923650&pos=1

^ some resources to help the people of Sandbranch 

BOOST 

[kimber787]

Whenever I get upset, I try to organize my thoughts on why I'm angry. It's calming, until someone interrupts the process before I've cooled down and they get hit with a 3.5 essay on why I'm pissed at them.