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Bo Burnham introspective moments where he turns comedic songs on their head and makes you actually contemplate shit.
all this advertising for Jurassic World is unnecessary.
just let everyone know Chris Pratt is in it and the whole world will run to the nearest theatre.
Seriously.
We all love that man more than life itself.
This could be the poster and I would still go:
I want that as a poster
Kirby Cove | Marin Headlands SF
Fried Asparagus with White Miso Aioli
Really nice recipes. Every hour.
Show me what you cooked!
Wizarding World of Harry Potter (Part 2)
Part 1 here
how are there like no people in some of the photos! it was so busy when i went but these photos are so pretty!!!! <3
The writers of this show are fucking brilliant
P sure this is Louie, so the main writer is literally him
MNESIC
[adjective]
pertaining to memory.
Etymology: from Greek mnesikos, “of memory,” from mnesis, “memory”
[Pete Mohrbacher - Zachriel - Angel of Memory]
What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless
FOOD
Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food
grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread
different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit
SHELTER
Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment
sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it
Some churches offer short term residence
Find your nearest homeless shelter
Look for places that are open to the public
A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry
HYGIENE
A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.
Public libraries have bathrooms you can use
Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.
Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver
Local beaches, go for a quick swim
Some truck stops have showers you can pay for
Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet
Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket
OTHER
first aid kit
sunscreen
a travel alarm clock or watch
mylar emergency blanket
a backpack is a must
downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards
sleeping bag
travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror
swiss army knife
can opener
Reblog to literally save a life
May 29, 2015
Bold and Brash by Squidward Tentacles
#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.
What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.
what “progressive” education in america is turning into.
THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT
what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2.
I’m taking fucking Calculus and I don’t get what the teacher is trying to do.
8+5=13. You can’t take 2 out of 5 and have 3 left over and just sitting in the side with nowhere to go. Math doesn’t work like that. AND, MR OR MRS TEACHER, YOU CERTAINLY CAN’T ADD 3 TO 8+2 BECAUSE YOU STILL GET 13
YOU ALREADY DID 8+2=10 YOU GOT 10 WHY DO YOU ADD 3?! YOU WON’T HAVE 10 ANYMORE YOU’LL HAVE 13
WHICH IS WHAT 8+5 IS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING EQUAL
GODDAMMIT
My post with 129,000 notes is back in my dash again
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
*holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk*
*swings my arm around at maximum velocity and flings u into the sun*
jokes on u i’m not letting go you’re coming with me
foods dangerous to dogs:
avocadoes
alcohol
raw bread dough
caffeine
chocolate
grapes and raisins
onions and garlic
macadamia nuts
raw salmon
xylitol (artificial sweeteners)
if you have a dog please reblog this
You don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes