KimmyClink

I'm over 40, fat, and a bitch.

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[thischarmingdog]

my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[stonerparty]

awkwardlyaaron

[thememedaddy]

[polyamorousmisanthrope]

If you weren't born with a family that you can go to, you know, you can make your own, too.

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[destroythethought-s]

Relationship status?

Waiting for a miracle

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[grimmscythe]

Reblog to cast heal on prev

[kiddmandu1]

Yes... let's

[kiddmandu1]

[bigsub76]

No better place to sit

[this-is-poly-joy]

[crazycatsiren]

How to make random strangers furious at you and accuse you of faking when you are simply existing while disabled, a step by step guide:

Be conventionally attractive

Dress nicely and wear makeup

Go out in public looking well groomed and "put together"

Smile

Look like you're happy

Appear to be enjoying your day

[kimmyclink]

My fat, ugly ass gets plenty of this too.

[this-is-poly-joy]

[dedrees-archive]

why can't I get it through your head that if I'm greening out it's automatic permission to do whatever you want to my unresponsive body?

[this-is-poly-joy]

[kimmyclink]

Check it out

[kosmogrl]

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner