if your life had a face i would punch it

This used to say some things, but I don't remember what.

[kimpinerps]

robbaerywrites​:

IT’S MISSING @itstimetolisten AND @ryderlynn-rps AND @kimpinerps O’CLOCK!

Fun fact, I always miss @robbaerywrites and Zone M and everyone in it  

[catchymemes]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

I have a long list

Of tepid disappointments

It doesn’t mention you.

[austinlanghams]

WHERE’D YOU LEARN THIS DANCE‽

[thursday]

*watches 10 years of a television show in under 2 months*

[awesomestlonerever]

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‘You suck so passionately You’re a parasitic, psycho, filthy creature finger-bangin’ my heart. You call me up drunk, does the fun ever start? You’re hideous…and sexy!’

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The Woodpile // Frightened Rabbit

[santaeliza]

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  Josie and the Pussycats - Pretend To Be Nice

[positivedoodles]

[drawing of a green coffee cup saying “It’s okay if something you once wanted is no longer right for you. You’re allowed to change your desires.” in a light blue speech bubble.]

[fcmilyties-blog]

a fucked up modern day marriage plot where a rival mob boss marries his daughter, muse a, off to muse b to calm the tension between the families. at first they hate each other, but once forced to live together, they start warming up to each other, too stubborn to let it show. then one night he comes back from an important deal gone wrong, his face is fucked up and he’s feverish and she takes care of him all night and etc etc etc…i need it?

[marriedatfirstsight-rp-blog]

[kimpinerps]

marriagelawrp:

« THE JOCK »     ❝ EVERYONE IS GOING TO HURT YOU. YOU JUST GOT TO FIND THE ONE’S WORTH SUFFERING FOR.❞

Full Name: Up to the roleplayer

Age: Twenty-Seven

Gender: Male

To Marry: The Protestor

Occupation: Footballer

Ethnicity: Character must be a POC

Faceclaim: Up to the roleplayer

      ✕ BACK IN THE DAY, WHEN I WAS YOUNG ✕

The character biography will be posted here after it is written by the player.

✕ THE STORY ABOUT MY LIFE IN THE PRESENT ✕

✕ WHERE THEY LIVE ✕ You had a nice house growing up, but your parents weren’t wealthy. Once you got into football professionally, you starting bring in a big wage. You bought your parents a better house and have a nice big house of your own. It’s a nice place, and you’re proud to live there, you work hard for the money.

✕ THE JOB THEY HAVE ✕ You were always good at football. At school you were the star player, the one everyone looked to when your team was losing. You always saved the day. Now, you’re a footballer, playing on a good team. You’re a well-known name throughout America, people always shout and scream your name during the matches.

✕ THE MARRIAGE LAW ✕ With nearly eighty percent of the population dead because of a virus outbreak, the world is in dire need of repopulation. The government stepped in and created a marriage law, giving people eight weeks to marry a stranger chosen to them by the Government. Your letter came this week, and you have eight weeks to marry The Protester.

       ✕ THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN MY LIFE  ✕

THE COP - You have both been best friends from a young age. You have known each other before you became famous. He always stayed late after school to help you practice. You have always been close to him, he’s the person you can always count on.

THE MILLIONAIRE - You both met at a party after you won a big game. She was one of the sponsors for your team, and you both got talking that night. You spent the night talking about the things you both have in common.

THE PROTESTER - You got your letter last week with a Woman’s name on, the person you have to marry in eight weeks time. You don’t recognize the name and have done everything to get out of the law, but you have no choice. You have eight weeks to marry a stranger.

                        THIS CHARACTER HAS A FLEXIBLE FACECLAIM                                & IS OPEN FOR AUDITION

[ofcowardiceandkings]

do you ever get confused about where your mental illness ends and where you being a piece of shit begins ?? like am i just being difficult or can i really not do that

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We don’t want to make mistakes We don’t want to be the same I hand the finger to my fate He doesn’t know and he cannot see that far

[doctorkong]

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And I swear it’s the last time and I swear it’s my last try And we’ll walk around in circles around this whole block Walk on the cracks on the same old sidewalks And we’ll talk about leaving town, and we’ll talk about leaving I swear it’s the last time and I swear it’s my last try

[leheartdepirate]

[kimpinerps]

what she says: I'm fine

what she means: I'm still not over Pushing Daisies. There is so much I don't understand, why was it cancelled, how could they just leave us like this, there were so many unsolved plot lines! Where's Chuck's dad, how will Lily and Vivian get over the shock that Chuck's alive, will Emerson's daughter live with him or is her mom near, is Olive ever gonna find out about Ned waking the dead, are she and Randy Man gonna last, how are Ned's brothers and what about his father? How could they tell us that he's still around but not where he's been or whether he'll ever reveal himself to Ned, are Chuck and him gonna be happy forever, what happens when he gets old but Chuck doesn't? I just really wish there were at least two seasons more so that the character development wouldn't have been so rushed and the plot holes were solved and I also just really miss the story telling and I miss Ned and I miss Pushing Daisies.

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K D Lang - Hallelujah