SAD STEM MAJOR

Lizzy the Lizard, 20 years old and I haven’t touched this thing in years

[mens-rights-activia]

Irish Spring bar soap.

^^That’s it. That’s the post. You either get it or you don’t

[juicedboxes]

[vampireasterisk]

It’s like the studio who makes the Pokemon anime doesn’t know how to draw Groudon

[vampireasterisk]

look at this

what a fucking disaster

[ottermatopoeia]

[mouchefska]

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[imdope420]

Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

[weloveshortvideos]

[vaginavision]

What a sweet little pumpernickel

[oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva]

WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this

[sensicalabsurdities]

before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then

[apathetic-revenant]

“oh no, my audience has begun to guess the big twists of my story and are accurately predicting what will happen!”

incorrect response: write the rest of the story to be as twisty, shocking and counter to expectations as possible, regardless of whether this is a logical or satisfying way for the plot to go

correct response:

[eat-apples]

🍞🐶

[yesterdaysprint]

The Salem News, Ohio, January 13, 1908

[naamahdarling]

[strawbebbynya]

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

These are so cute they’re almost physically painful

[disgustinganimals]

It’s a double attack. First your heart then your blankets.

[talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla]

[ttomateverde]

when u know the way ur dad acts is because of his own unresolved issues/trauma but at the same time u know u dont deserve to be treated the way ur being treated but u cant do anything abt it

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Ever seen a hedgehog stretch?

You’re Welcome! 🦔

[paddingtonmybeloved]

@pea-green

[nepetea]

someone got this picture of bernie sanders watching this furry fight jack skellington at anime boston

[elvish-mysticcc]

This is the future that liberals want.

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

wonder who the culprit is

[eroscestlavie]

oh my god..a bread boy 

[catgifcentral]

Failed Prank

[bunjywunjy]

I like how that cat obviously avoided the tape on sheer autopilot and it’s wondering what the fuck just happened

[s8riel]

when u roll a nat 1 on perception but a nat 20 on ur dex save

[hotboyproblems]

all of these have the same energy

[jingles]

x

[re-bee-key]

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

[maggotgrass]

Im fucking crying

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

[netherstray]

ONE HUNDRED TWELVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT KISSES FOR GOOD BOY

[michaelblume]

*opens pill botttle*

*opens water bottle*

*pours some water out into my hand*

“Wait. No, that’s…no.”