Etwas auf Deutsch

こんにちは my name is Mae-Lynne, I am 18 years old, a lesbian, and Im studying japanese and ASL.

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Red ass flag

[itscoffeeprincess]

[effcustomers]

I love how blunt this is.

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[drops-of-clarity]

If I collect enough box tops can I pay for my college tuition with them?

[refinery29]

Texas State Legislature is considering passing a law that would mandate teachers to out young gay kids to their parents

At first glance, this new bill proposed by Texas Sen. Konni Burton seems harmless. Do a little digging, however, and its intention is crystal clear: The bill would require teachers to out LGBTQ students to their parents. The public knows this because Burton said as much herself.

[chrissongzzz]

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

shiiiiiiiiiiit

[canisgryphus]

POLYAMORY POST. YASSSSS

[queerandbrown]

precisely the twist i was hoping for

[aellagirl]

this is what i wanted

[calpiyo]

I always hope this is the answer, fuck side-hoe culture

[thetasteofbeautiful]

so much win.

[boara]

[thedgeofsleep]

time is broken…

[itsagifnotagif]

I actually have so much love for dogs

[tastefullyoffensive]

Books save lives. (via jakeeddy)

[just-shower-thoughts]

The brightness of brake lights should correlate to how hard the driver is stepping on the pedal

[lovelyebb]

Doctor: You only got 4:05 minutes left to live

Me:

[twitterscreencaps]

[hypoel]

the speed limit is 720 fuCKING MILES PER HOUR.

[dexciti]

It’s actually 45… how… how did you get 720?

[thebatterypower]

No? Shouldn’t it be 180?

[scurvy-dogs-deactivated20191030]

No, I think 45 is right. 2 times 45 is 90, and 360 divided by 4 is 90, so yeah, 90=90.

[thebatterypower]

Yeah, but if x = the sum of 360/4. then it should be 2 multiplied by x, (90). Yeah? If it was 2 times 45, 360/4 would have to equal 45, and it doesn’t.

[wtfisthinprivilege-deactivated2]

I dont get what yall are saying

But 2x = (360÷4) is 2x=90 so x = 45

[official-mugi]

Tumblr: School is dumb I don’t need math Tumblr: The speed limit is 720 mph

[fomysquad]

This guy is in 3017

[relelvance]

Remember when america had a clown problem

[neopoints]

bitch I’m still here

[supernatasha]

i used to think it was fun and interesting to get into debates about feminism or racism, or in general challenge people’s bigotry and prejudice and call them out. but recently it’s become a burden. it’s a chore now. i no longer want to debate about whether or not i should have basic human rights, this shouldn’t even be a fucking issue anymore. i no longer go into these discussions with an open mind and a light-hearted demeanor, now i’m fucking furious. i should not have to defend my humanity at every single step, repeatedly and constantly. i’m done.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

^

[errorschacha]

Don’t talk shit about people’s teeth. Seriously.

Speaking as a major dental hygiene enthusiast…

Great-looking teeth come from two things: luck and money (which is also a function of luck).

Dental procedures tend to be very, very expensive, and are almost never covered by insurance.

Healthy teeth aren’t necessarily big, straight or bright white. Depending on what someone’s natural teeth are like, achieving that look may require a significant downgrade in their dental health; unnecessary crowns and veneers cause damage.

Do not underestimate genetics’ role in determining teeth’s appearance, or how prone teeth are to problems. Genes and early development, i.e. things people get zero control over, can outweigh all else.

A wide range of chronic conditions impact oral health and teeth’s appearance, too, and may contraindicate various types of work or raise procedures’ cost even more.

Finally, for many people and many reasons, celebrity-looking teeth just aren’t a priority (even when they’re attainable; some people might want, y’know, a new car instead).

Regardless, don’t be an asshole. Not even very attractive teeth look good on those.

[honeysuze]

I’ve NEVER seen a post like this and I’m thrilled TBH because I’m very insecure about my teeth and there is literally one reason they are not nice and that is money so I’m literally down for teeth positivity