kindawonk-writes-words

Random stories or prompts. Feel free to use as long as you tag it. Very kinda much wonk.

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“Could we waste more time? I don’t feel like listening to what you have to say.”

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A: “This is a familiar sight.”

B: “Dude, every building here is the exact same.”

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“The pieces are aligned, but a gust of wind will send them astray.”

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“They aren’t even together yet and the whole wedding is planned out?”

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“I’d rather try to run over the devil with a golf cart.”

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“What the hell are plans? You guys just show up and we do something on the spot.”

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“I am not paid to care about your opinions.”

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“I had a productive day of sleeping for the past 12 hours!”

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A: “I’m not crazy.”

B: “Sweetheart, everyone here is crazy. You just haven’t figured out what brand of crazy you are.”

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“Logistically, every facet of this endeavor is idiotic. However, I am inclined to proceed with the plan.”

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“Feeling smug, eh? I’ll happily imprint that grin into the pavement!”

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“Oh no. I’ve upset you. However shall I make up for it?”

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A: “Do it again.”

B: “But I just did it.”

A: “Do it. Again.”

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A: “We’re even.”

B: “But there’s three of us?”

C: “Not what A meant.”

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“A taste of my own medicine? Good thing I like it then.”

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“Ooh, sorry, we just ran out of good excuses.”

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“Maybe if you complain enough someone will finish the job for you.”