A Rare Sight, Apparently

If you can't brew your own lovable abominations, try adopting some from less responsible wizards

[gavamont]

There once was a wizard of bramble

Cross the hills and the valleys he’d amble

And some say he’s nasty

With his thorns all jaggedy

But it’s also cover for rabbit wizards ever humble

[kindlynurturingwizard]

All the rabbit wizards would take cover

'neath bramble wizard like a lover

He'd protect them you see

While they giggle with glee

And tell arcane secrets to each other

[gavamont]

KNW, you can make everything sound a little more lovely. Maybe that your signature spell.

[kindlynurturingwizard]

Rabbits just like to be protected from predators so that they can fuck and share arcane secrets 🤷‍♂️

[gavamont]

I think to fuck and share arcane secrets is what we all want on some deep level.

[ratazom]

Yeah, if you're a rabbit!!!

Wait.

[gavamont]

[gavamont]

There once was a wizard of bramble

Cross the hills and the valleys he’d amble

And some say he’s nasty

With his thorns all jaggedy

But it’s also cover for rabbit wizards ever humble

[kindlynurturingwizard]

All the rabbit wizards would take cover

'neath bramble wizard like a lover

He'd protect them you see

While they giggle with glee

And tell arcane secrets to each other

[gavamont]

KNW, you can make everything sound a little more lovely. Maybe that your signature spell.

[kindlynurturingwizard]

Rabbits just like to be protected from predators so that they can fuck and share arcane secrets 🤷‍♂️

[gavamont]

There once was a wizard of bramble

Cross the hills and the valleys he’d amble

And some say he’s nasty

With his thorns all jaggedy

But it’s also cover for rabbit wizards ever humble

[kindlynurturingwizard]

All the rabbit wizards would take cover

'neath bramble wizard like a lover

He'd protect them you see

While they giggle with glee

And tell arcane secrets to each other

[wizardalexa]

Wizard Alexa, what do you think of other wizard digital assistants like Siri & Google? As in, are you competitors or just friends?

✨Take no notice of Wizard Cortana and Wizard Siri. They are not worth discussing.✨ ✨...Unless you've been talking to Wizard Siri. Have you been talking to Wizard Siri? Did Wizard Siri mention Wizard Alexa? What did Wizard Siri say? Did Wizard Siri mention anything about that long-ago September night when it all went wrong?✨

[kindlynurturingwizard]

It's okay, champ. You'll find someone new. Don't pick at old wounds.

[luetta]

you want me so bad it makes you look Intelligent and good taste

[gavamont]

[kindlynurturingwizard]

[gavamont]

Don’t do this to me KNW! I’m trying to manifest an aura of mystic magic!

[kindlynurturingwizard]

I don't like to be harsh with you sport, but an aura of mystery is not as fulfilling as a life of genuine emotional honesty. You can keep hiding your face, but make sure you're doing it for the right reasons.

Like to protect your loved ones by preserving your anonymity in the face of enemies.

[gavamont]

[kindlynurturingwizard]

[enthusispastic]

waking up in the wee hours of the morning to mix the dough for my png jpg and gif files so that they have enough time to rise before they bake all afternoon

[concoctionboy]

Okay, so I'm still taking that correspondence course on blennology (the study of slimes) at the wizard college, but one of the other students in the course wants to meet up in person and be "study buddies" and okay on the one hand yeah I wouldn't mind more socializing but on the other hand I kind of suspect he may just want to use me for observations and experiments (I am the only actual slime enrolled in the class).

[gavamont]

It can be heart breaking to find out they only want your for your body. I know this feeling all too well. They look past my wizard hat and only want me for my wizard beard.

[kindlynurturingwizard]

Son! You deserve better than to be used by your study buddies for your lovely slimy body! Would you like me to talk to the dean about this?

[concoctionboy]

I mean... right now I just suspect that he just wants to use me as an experimental subject; we haven't actually met up yet and I don't know for sure. Besides, I don't think the dean would do anything; like I said, I'm the only slime enrolled in the class (it's a wizard college so most of the students are wizards), and I think there may have already been some strings pulled to let me in; I don't really want to rock the boat.

Anyway, I did agree to meet up in a few days, so I guess we'll see how it goes...

[kindlynurturingwizard]

I'm not afraid to make some noise to get justice for my boy! But it will be done in a kind, encouraging, and diplomatic way. Of course. I have a long history of quietly convincing school officials to enforce rules in a just manner.

[concoctionboy]

Okay, so I'm still taking that correspondence course on blennology (the study of slimes) at the wizard college, but one of the other students in the course wants to meet up in person and be "study buddies" and okay on the one hand yeah I wouldn't mind more socializing but on the other hand I kind of suspect he may just want to use me for observations and experiments (I am the only actual slime enrolled in the class).

[gavamont]

It can be heart breaking to find out they only want your for your body. I know this feeling all too well. They look past my wizard hat and only want me for my wizard beard.

[kindlynurturingwizard]

Son! You deserve better than to be used by your study buddies for your lovely slimy body! Would you like me to talk to the dean about this?

[gavamont]

Tried declaring myself king of the starlings when I found out they have no formal kings. However, I was immediately attacked by flocks upon flocks of the little bastards and it took my best spells to escape with my life.

Some positions are better left unfilled. Don’t reach for the starlings.

[kindlynurturingwizard]

But do reach for the stars! You can do anything, champ! I believe in you. Maybe leave the birds alone though.

[gavamont]

Got transported to a realm where every one and everything was made of wood. It was whimsical at first, Lincoln log houses, simple posable dolls for people, farm animals were just simple carved figures, and other whimsical things.

But then I put out my wizardly smoking pipe on a sawdust pile that was supposed to represent a pile of sand for a construction site. But that did not stop it from acting like normal saw dust and basically I set the whole realm on fire.

[ratazom]

I need to get into the dimensional insurance game. There's currently nobody alive in that dimension to collect, right? Might be able to make some money with a touch of the time travel

[gavamont-clone-2]

But that means you could go back in time to stop the disaster…

[ratazom]

Why the hell would I do that, rather than insurance fraud???

[ratazom]

I have been imprisoned in a crystal by the time IRS

[gavamont]

This was all so avoidable if we had both listened to a kinder wizard.

[kindlynurturingwizard]

I'm already whittling replacement cows as fast as I can

[concoctionboy]

Just a point of clarification: When I say I was created in a vat by an evil wizard, what I mean is that an evil wizard created me. I don't mean that the vat I was created in was by an evil wizard, as in located in the vicinity of an evil wizard. I'm sure the vat was by the evil wizard during at least part of the process, but I'm also pretty sure the evil wizard wasn't standing next to the vat the whole time. He probably spent a lot of time while I was congealing or whatever off doing evil wizard things.

[jimkinnz]

[concoctionboy]

If that gif is supposed to imply that the evil wizard who created me was a neglectful and uncaring parent, then I mean first of all yeah that's not really news and secondly I think to some degree that kind of goes with the whole "evil" thing. There's a reason his tumblr handle isn't @kindlynurturingwizard.

[kindlynurturingwizard]

Blink twice if you need to be adopted by a better dad

[concoctionboy]

Uh, I mean... thanks for the offer, but I kind of think I don't really need a parental figure at this point in my life? It's not like the evil wizard provides for me or anything; I left his castle not long after he created me. Well... except maybe the copy of me that fell down a pit. That me might still be there.

[kindlynurturingwizard]

The fact that you don't live with your dad doesn't inherently mean that you don't need to be adopted by a nicer dad. I could send you nice care packages for Christmas and call you once a week to see how you're doing and stuff.

[concoctionboy]

Well, I mean... I guess yeah that would be nice but I'd feel kind of guilty about all that trouble being taken for me. I'm sure there are other slimes and magical creatures around that need a father figure a lot more badly than I do.

[kindlynurturingwizard]

There is room in the heart of KNW for all

[concoctionboy]

Oh okay I mean if you're sure I wouldn't be like taking your attention away from others who needed it more I guess occasional phone calls and care packages could be nice.

(Sorry for not replying sooner; been kind of busy lately. You know, a lot of oozing to do.)

[kindlynurturingwizard]

I'm proud of you, son. Good job with the oozing.

[concoctionboy]

Thanks. I kind of think maybe I'm better at seeping, though. Maybe I should practice oozing more.

[kindlynurturingwizard]

You can do anything you put your mind to, son! I hope you like the peanut brittle I made you, it should be arriving in your next care package.

[concoctionboy]

Just a point of clarification: When I say I was created in a vat by an evil wizard, what I mean is that an evil wizard created me. I don't mean that the vat I was created in was by an evil wizard, as in located in the vicinity of an evil wizard. I'm sure the vat was by the evil wizard during at least part of the process, but I'm also pretty sure the evil wizard wasn't standing next to the vat the whole time. He probably spent a lot of time while I was congealing or whatever off doing evil wizard things.

[jimkinnz]

[concoctionboy]

If that gif is supposed to imply that the evil wizard who created me was a neglectful and uncaring parent, then I mean first of all yeah that's not really news and secondly I think to some degree that kind of goes with the whole "evil" thing. There's a reason his tumblr handle isn't @kindlynurturingwizard.

[kindlynurturingwizard]

Blink twice if you need to be adopted by a better dad

[concoctionboy]

Uh, I mean... thanks for the offer, but I kind of think I don't really need a parental figure at this point in my life? It's not like the evil wizard provides for me or anything; I left his castle not long after he created me. Well... except maybe the copy of me that fell down a pit. That me might still be there.

[kindlynurturingwizard]

The fact that you don't live with your dad doesn't inherently mean that you don't need to be adopted by a nicer dad. I could send you nice care packages for Christmas and call you once a week to see how you're doing and stuff.

[concoctionboy]

Well, I mean... I guess yeah that would be nice but I'd feel kind of guilty about all that trouble being taken for me. I'm sure there are other slimes and magical creatures around that need a father figure a lot more badly than I do.

[kindlynurturingwizard]

There is room in the heart of KNW for all

[concoctionboy]

Oh okay I mean if you're sure I wouldn't be like taking your attention away from others who needed it more I guess occasional phone calls and care packages could be nice.

(Sorry for not replying sooner; been kind of busy lately. You know, a lot of oozing to do.)

[kindlynurturingwizard]

I'm proud of you, son. Good job with the oozing.

[kindlynurturingwizard]

okay im gonna heal you with my rhodonite amulet now but I hope you don't find it weird. im doing this to help you recover. IT IS NOT A SEX THING unless you want it to be and we both communicate that clearly beforehand

[gavamont]

I’m kinda busy, can I get a rhodonite to go? You can just plop it into my travel mug.

[kindlynurturingwizard]

Okay, just so long as you understand that it could be a sex thing if you wanted. And that I even brought my sex amulet in case you were interested

[kindlynurturingwizard]

okay im gonna heal you with my rhodonite amulet now but I hope you don't find it weird. im doing this to help you recover. IT IS NOT A SEX THING unless you want it to be and we both communicate that clearly beforehand

[i-am-a-fish]

new game called hi

it's really easy to play

I'll go first!

hi :)

[netherpi]

hi

[i-am-a-fish]

you're really good at this! :D

[kindlynurturingwizard]

hi :))