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Kit, he/him. This blog is a maelstrom of fandom content, memes, artwork, and animal pics. No nsfw. Posts about politics are tagged.

[kreugan]

[obsessedwithfiction]

so i had an idea i couldnt shake

[catchymemes]

[headspace-hotel]

The two types of fantasy writers

1. Feverishly calculating the body mass of your dragon species, spent 5 hours last night researching the origins of steel, losing sleep over horseshoes, 20 tabs open, should a cockatrice be warm-blooded?, will die if they don’t immediately figure out when honeybees were first domesticated

2.

[lovecore]

everyone reblog this and tag what your partner pokemon would be if pokemon were real mine would be scolipede

[badtusk]

Caleb “Grilled Cheese” Widogast

[aromightynein]

[id: 4-panel comic of nott and caleb from critical role. nott’s little hand reaches up from off-panel and tugs on caleb’s sleeve. “caleb! hey, caleb!” he looks down at her. “yes? what is it, nott?” cut to nott, clad in cloak, scarf, and bandages, holding up a cheese sandwich. “can you grill me a cheese?” back to caleb, looking down, and nott’s little hands still holding up the sandwich. “sure!” focus in on the sandwich, as just one caleb’s fingers pokes down from above, pressing the top slice of bread with a little steaming tsss. it browns, dripping cheese out the sides, and a little sliver of nott’s wide-eyed face peeks up, staring. end id]

[speckeltail]

tag yourself i’m chaotic au

[sesiondemadrugada]

Devin Lunsford.

[iamnotacleverperson]

I! AM! AFRAID!!!

[spideyjlaw]

End of Antman and the Wasp

After the post credit scene

[kstarlitchaotics]

I’m laughing cause this was my EXACT reaction

[theothin]

[vampires-and-witches]

[fuck-customers]

Fuck Men

Warning this is kinda wrong

I work in a parts retail store (im a woman) so i have to deal with a lot of sexist comment and men just over all ignoring me which sucks but what can you do? But! My manager didnt give a customer enough spark plugs so the customer came up to me told me he needed 2 more which is fine i get it. But then he proceeded to put the two he already had in my bra! I told him that wasnt ok and to never do it again and he waved me off. So i told me manager and he went “dont lie. You probably liked it” and walked away.

Same dude comes in today stands unreasonably close to me and start playing with my hair and fisting it and pulling on it. Not listening to me at all. So i went and i told my other co worker they just shrugged and said “oh well”

What gives men the idea that they can do this shit?????

Basically a customer put something in my bra and when i complained to management they did nothing and now said man comes in and does other things to me as well

[digmon]

the best pokemon professor is elm 100% he gets robbed by a 10 year old and his instinct isnt call the cops at first its call another 10 year old

[thyrell]

to catch a horse you gotta think like a horse

[lightanddarkkh]

He didn’t even think like a horse he just called another horse.

[tropiyas]

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

[cerastes]

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

[sparkylurkdragon]

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

[tarradash]

[spookyscaryskeletitties]

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

[onion-souls]

[oblivionsongstress]

“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

[jedijenkins]

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

[mysteryseeker]

this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources

[knucklesandgyros]

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[lostsometime]

#discovering that the profound is lurking behind the absurd#just waiting for the chance to peek through like sunlight through the clouds#is one of the best things in life once you start to notice it

this is a beautiful way to put it and i’m gonna cry abt it

[evakosmosart]

Away from the flock

[ryuzakki]

@sachikoyagami

[coolthingoftheday]

‘The Ghetto Tarot’ - Haitian artist group, Atis Rezistans, re-creates the classic tarot deck into scenes, people and locations from their native Haiti. 

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