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All ocs all the time (main blog: @kindofabigtiel)

[dajo42]

hm

[mesopelagic]

time sensitive question how flirt boy

[mesopelagic]

thanks guys

[joshmuratori]

[disneydailly]

[toss-a-coin-to-your-daddy-j]

This is like a round of cards against humanity

[argumate]

awkward when you have a ship full of gay pirates encountering a puzzle with a heteronormative answer.

[blackpyrefly]

outfit idea

This

over this

so that “i have no tits” can be read through the hole

[arobotmadeforjerkinu]

It doesn’t matter what a woman wears. They’ll just talk on and on about their favorite soap operas and drama with their friends.

A smart man will always look for the cool, smooth, plastic hands of a robot to satisfy his needs.

[blackpyrefly]

WH

[irredescent-cacophony-deactivat]

[glumshoe]

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

[glumshoe]

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

[astereaes]

Scary lady in factory outfit, in costumer service voice ™: would you like to be cut down the middle or peeled like a banana?

Me, automatically using my costumer service voice ™: being cut down the middle is faster, yes? I’ll do that.

Scary lady: ok, he’ll do that for you *gestures to the actor in the middle of all the hanging pig carcasses*

Guy: *yells*

My boyfriend, who was silent for the whole affair after we went to the next room: what the Fuck was that

[attractthecrows]

me, strapped to a prop electric chair as one of the actors looms menacingly: yeah this seems right

my friends, waving as they leave without a single thought to maybe wait for me: bye pet!! bye!

the actor, completely breaking character: wow, they just. they really just left you here huh

me, still strapped to the electric chair: well in their defense I very much did earn this

[young-replica]

[spartanlocke]

what monty python movie is this

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[snakeybones]

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

[greelin]

the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go

[greelin]

“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks

[doctorwhorama]

[manusass]

@flowercrown-waltz

[fleshwerks-deactivated20191021]

OC fact swap.

Send me a fact about your OC and I’ll answer with a relevant fact about mine. I want to learn about your OCs.

[vanwizard]

send me a character + shirt to draw them in

[hideinmyshadow]

Couldn’t sleep so made one of those drawing-outfit meme things. I think these are great for drawing practice so I picked a range of styles and then got a random selection. [I was hoping for a bit more variation but I suppose I’ll get that with the next one!]

Just send an ask with a combo for me to draw and a character! E.g; (B2+J4+L5) for Anon

I’m setting a 4 as the max for each combo and 2 characters to each ask.

Feel free to use it yourself if you want.

(As an extra I named each piece of clothing according to the first thing that popped into my head- so I’ll be mixing the names together as well, which I will add in the post.)

[mexicanheaux]

[way2haught]

[keatonpatti]

[r-ambien]

[ubuyo]