The fanciest title of them all..

This is the space to insert a clever description including a quote or something. Definitely the latter.

[celinethefeline]

[kindredphantom]

The fanciest title of them all.. turned 13 today!

[thisus3rhaspass3d-deactivated20]

This is the Snorlax of good fortune. Reblog for money, better eats, or at least a good night’s sleep. Ignore him and he’s just gonna keep vibin’.

[theonion]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[nudityandnerdery]

I'm so glad someone is helping Sisyphus get his rocks off.

[theonion]

Boasting a 99% efficacy rate in the prevention of pregnancy, birth-control brand Mirena released a new corkscrew whirlycoaster IUD Thursday that reportedly gets sperm cells too dizzy to find the uterus. “With Mirena’s latest intrauterine device, sperm cells are placed in a miniature bench seat, strapped in, and shot at 12 Gs through a track specifically designed to make them so nauseous and disoriented they are unable to locate an egg,” said spokesperson Alicia Jenkins, adding that the 32-millimeter long IUD coaster would take dozens of sperm up a mammoth lift hill and then shoot them down at 120 mph around several stomach-churning twists, loops, and drops.

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[pelaajaniftaarchive]

GAMING RULE 1: NEVER PREORDER

GAMING RULE 2:

[theonion]

[vampireroticdeletedbyeee-deacti]

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

[scribe-cas]

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from a good grade in tumblr mutual

[kindredphantom]

The fanciest title of them all.. turned 12 today!

[ourhasretgultekin]

[catboybiologist]

Come for the woman in the cocktail dress, stay for the looney toons ass production

[bogleech]

this is like just a fourth of a whole musical medley addressing that you can’t live like the simpsons anymore. harsh :(

[kisselexy]

DID MODERN SIMPSONS JUST DROP A WELL PRESENTED TRUTH BOMB

[asteroidtroglodyte]

YO WHAT THE FUCK THE SIMPSONS REALLY JUST LAYING IT ALL OUT THERE

[stupidjewishwhiteboy]

I appreciate that they actually got Robert Reich to participate (although I imagine he was easy to persuade as his whole shtick is this kind of thing)

[tazaryoot]

[kirbyddd]

[pasteboard]

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I miss her so fucking much

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thinking about you always babe.

[kindredphantom]

The fanciest title of them all.. turned 10 today!

[kindredphantom]

The fanciest title of them all.. turned 9 today!