Please Scream Inside Your Heart.

Ash from NZ I hardly ever add tags and I will reblog nsfw things if I find them funny - please know that before following.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[boyfriendtvcom]

You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

Are you happy with your new food palette?

Literally a dream come true

Pretty satisfied, all things considered

It's fine I guess...

Ugh. I'm counting down the days until this ends

I FUCKING HATE THIS 😤 AAAAA

Voting ended onFeb 4, 2025

[king-marshmallow]

Garlic bread and caramelised onions lets go

[feldfrog]

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[thefloatingstone]

I don't watch Wrestling nor Japanese Wrestling but sometimes I come across photos and they do very specific things to my brain I can't identify

[thefloatingstone]

another one

[the-muppet-joker]

All my coworkers like me so so so so much!!!!!!!! They believe I am normal, which is true, because I am

[cozy2000]

accidentally ran into the literal coolest person on this earth

[amygdalae]

superpizzaman.com

[campyvillain]

this guy is a hypnospace outlaw website given a human body

[catchymemes]

his little garden

[kragehund-est]

i had a dream last night that kermit the frog died. it was on the news "kermit the frog, aged 96, has passed away peacefully in his sleep"

i turned to my mom like "how does that even work, he's a puppet?" she got really mad at me and said through tears "now's not the time, the frog JUST died. show some respect."

[captainamericanidi0t]

reblog if you would simply like to not do it anymore 🙃

[klapollo]

Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi

[irishironclad]

Goes insanely hard

[irishironclad]

To provide further context from what I understand the bill wanted to take the rights guaranteed to the Maori in said treaty and expand them to all New Zealand citizens. The issue with that is that it sort of defeats the point of the protections of the treaty.

[king-marshmallow]

i really hoped that not

[bob-belcher]

Fleabag S01E04

[efeceojota]

[optimisticsposts]

[skoomabong]

[girljeremystrong]

PLEASE watch this. i love chaotic sisters best dynamic in the world

[anais-ninja-bitch]

1. this should be required viewing for anyone writing young girls, especially sisters

2. she did a good job and totally saved their asses.

[planefood]

The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it: