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Ark | 31 | Multifandom blog and shitposts with #

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[dogpuppy]

[that-stone-butch]

personalized ads are so funny to me

'hey we've been spying on you and tracking your every move. it's a culmination of state of the art technology and an unprecedented invasion of consumer privacy. a room full of men with made up jobs bent their will toward decades of constructing this system, defending it in court, and tirelessly innovating new ways to aggregate more data about you'

and the end result is

'yeah so uh we saw that you recently bought a car. so here's an ad for that car'

like no i'm good actually. you might be aware that i already have one

[elfwreck]

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[yeshakovv]

It's just the way we're wired

[mapsofnonexistentplaces]

reblog to pet his bald head

[ryelandgrace]

So I have a new roommate now.

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller

[emziess]

Can you take a compliment, please?

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[emziess]

Doctor Ryland Grace + Always Muscles? aka what's a middle school science teacher doing with all that

[lizzibabedrinkstea]

[pudulogy]

[pudulogy]

ya empezaron con "memes that transcend languages" cuando son palabras obvias

[deepseecreature]

anglofonos cuando reconocen cognados:

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[sykesarchive1]

never trust an emotion before 8 am or after 9 pm

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[phantomrose96]

Making this post in the year 2025: it will never not be funny to me how the Supernatural season 5 dynamic will be like Sam and Dean hit some impasse in their stupid quest-of-the-week and they go "shit we're stuck. Maybe Cas can help. Cas!"

And Cas will fall down from the rafters hitting every support beam on the way down and slam into the floor bleeding from all his eyes and missing most of his feathers like "Sorry for the delay. I'm being brutally and violently hunted for sport by every single angel of the Lord due to I betrayed all of them (my own family) in order to side with you two."

And Sam and Dean will be like "That's great or sorry that happened. Can you use your powers to transport us to the fuck-shit dimension? We need to go there for some reason." And Cas will say "Technically I can try but it will likely kill me." and Sam and Dean will be like "Sweet awesome you're the best Cas great."

And then Cas does it and it turns him into the angel version of roadkill and Sam and Dean are like "Yikes. Anyway" and shove his unconscious body into a motel room and forget about him because they've got stuff to do in the fuck-shit dimension.

[jetix]

2024-09-21

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]