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Your friendly neighborhood procrastinator

[sin-nay]

Excuse meee, but why is no one talking about this???

[batfam-incorrect-quotes-deactiv]

Me, seeing Bruce show his amnesiac son a traumatic video of him getting shot in the head and laying in a puddle of his own blood to try and restore his memories: Ah, classic Bruce™️ moment.

[rabid-riddles]

Can we talk about this headline, please?

[chernonbyl-moved]

the prophecy was true

[prettyoddoutsold]

Ryan’s Halloween costume for 2019! From _matthew_frost_, who dressed up as 2006 Ryan!!

[vampiricshadow]

I’M SCREAMING

[paralleluniverrse]

🇨🇱⚠️

[tiptapricot]

Me: *busts out pretty basic knowledge of some comic characters*

Non comic/superhero fans:

[myloish]

there are three wolves inside of me; one wants to save money, one wants to buy lots of Sims 4 Expansions Packs, one is gay

[blackwidowthemovie]

Do I hear a Black Widow 1, 2 & 3 calling?

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

[ihatejonarbuckle]

russian kinder surprise

[maschine-klatsch-deactivated201]

That looks like it’s made of coal.

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

It tasted like coal

[acoolguy]

you ate a vase

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

[coolbean94vevo]

[katebushconfidence]

Tfw not even your serial killer dad has the serial killer genes but you do

[r-osehips]

#i hate when i have a concussion and they inflate my bill by decoding my entire genome

[dieaerzte]

#what the fuck is Riverdale at this point

this is RIVERDALE?

[flaminggoosememe]

[adulthoodisokay]

me every time i hear what’s happening on riverdale:

[trilllizard666]

[laurbailey]

Natasha Romanoff + human connections. [requested]

[soulmatetours]

i know everyone makes fun of ya dystopian fiction and books like the hunger games or divergent, etc. like “lmao one teenage girl can’t save the world” but uhhh 

that is literally????

what’s happening?????

right now?????

like idk about you, but i can smell a revolution coming

and she’s leading it. 

[blatherin-blatherskite]

It’s a Batman Day Miracle

[astrodidact]

[various-cartoon-awesomeness]