[king-skarl]

hello today is july 14, 2013

you are 17 years old

what up future self

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

ask your doctor what the fuck

[ekisame-deactivated20171005]

this is the baby leg we use in chem when we need the bathroom

[realfootage]

[coke-hoe-nyt-crab]

me every friday night

[2jp]

is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside

[lowfatwordsalad]

is this who now

[unclefather]

me when i’m pooping and i hear a crashing noise outside of the bathroom

[brisbone]

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

[cupcakelogic]

a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[popeyepanels]

I got to go.

June 22, 1931.

[carnival-phantasm]

Tails Gets Trolled.

October 11, 2011.

[memewhore]

[sa2ha]

also theres black kodkods??? look at its tail…. those sublime triangle ears… BIG nos…..so much good in such little body…

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[glumshoe]

2018 fashion prediction

the return of crackows 

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

And you can wear them in battle too:

[glumshoe]

and we will

[neebedankt]

[dxactivatxdusxr]

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

[fitzefitcher]

#this is team skull

[its-just-a-phage]

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

[yallmightt]

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

A good post, pure.

[casper-the-friendly-being-blog]

Another adorable story has been added.

[jhuliecostanza]

i’m in love