Rolling for Deception against Myself

I'm Canuck; I'm a musician and a writer and I don't post OC often. Send me asks!

[kingcanuck]

Preview for my next full-length history of the ultimate universe video!

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[thetursithan]

In the 2000s, phones had quirks and class....

[alexaloraetheris]

In the ye olde days, when technology allowed phones to become small but there was no general concensus on what a phone should/ought to look like, it was like the wild west of phone design. The crazier it was, the higher the prestige. Phones back then did two things and they did them with flamboyance.

And then Steve Jobs ruined everything.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I miss when machines were allowed to be gadgets. All we have now are devices.

[fala-alfredo-pasta]

born to be a retired actor, contractually obligated to return to your breakout early 2010s role 😔

[confines]

communication

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[espirit210]

Just the best lil goober ever.

[Original template + white bg under the cut!]

I debated giving them their light world designs just to be silly but considering over half of them are Darkners I think it woulda felt a bit disjointed. Maybe later tho if I have the time!

Also, if anyone knows the original meme creator, can they let me know? I'd love to be able to give them credit for such a silly thing :))

[8rgan]

🐇

[zombiotical]

greznedge

[skronklpus]

Bojack reference

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hawfstuff]

[the-big-mood]

[kholran]

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

[beggars-opera]

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

[beggars-opera]

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[ventismfsblog]

[izorfia]

And it's fucking amazing

We love u gooseworx

We got the best tumblr sexywoman ever

[selkiesparrow]

Zoozve, my beloved

[ktempestbradford]

"...we don't live in a big clockwork, we live in a dance club..."

This is my favorite line.

[rabbitrah]

It is now called Zoozve :')

[gooseworx]

Not as an attack towards you ofc, but ppl are gonna be rly upset again at you "answering lore related questions on tumblr instead of putting it in the show!!!" because they can't actually pick up on context clues or don't realize that some things just didn't rly matter to the whole thing.

Loved it all personally. Extremely happy about the reveal :3

I consider what comes from these QAs "fluff."