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i was rewatching parks and rec and in the episode “leslie and ron” leslie is listing out all of the things she is guessing might have made ron mad at her. i capped it bc i wanted to see what they said so i’m sharing bc they’re amusing

had conversations with postmaster general about getting your face on a stamp

i sent you a birthday card through the u.s. mail

taught the triplets about the dangers of minimizing the role of government in an increasingly complicated society

i submitted to the new yorker cartoon caption contest under your name

invited you to my linkedin professional circle

that i had food and stuff shut down temporarily for a health code violation

started using the word “scrumptious” too much

once offered you an apple (shouldn’t count i was super drunk)

i bought a chair from ikea

#parks #queue

Jim, about to rip off his shirt: I’m beaming down to fight that alien

Spock: ,, why

Jim: someone’s gotta do it

Bones: literally no one has to do it

Jim: someone’s gotta

#star trek #queue

itsborderlinebitch

i hate how exhausting it is to fake support and force sympathy. like of course you matter to me, atleast i think you do. but right now i can’t feel anything and its so hard for me to comfort you when i dont have the energy or motivation. i dont care, and i dont know why. i’m trying to find ways to make myself feel bad for you but i find absoloutley nothing. im not happy that youre upset but im not sad either, i dont know how to explain it.

#queue