[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[memewhore]

[sizvideos]

Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

[mrs-prism-deactivated20180422]

This is both entertaining and really important.

[accidentallypatriotic-deactivat]

Yo if you’ll reblog the boob campaign, you can damn well reblog Deadpool discussing bollocks.

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

Deadpool is canonically riddled with cancer this is actually such an appropriate campaign

[sappyassmemes]

[mysoleisred]

Things I want in the next 5 years

- a stable job that i love

- enough money to live comfortably and travel

- a fulfulling relationship

[ceelove-deactivated20210214]

Claiming it.

[midknyghtkvng93]

Speaking it into existence.

[fagsexuality-deactivated2019090]

a girl that’s on a “DO NOT PROMOTE” list at work shared this ahshdhdhdhdhdh

[litreader-deactivated20190429]

Maybe she’s trying to get off the list, damn

[fagsexuality-deactivated2019090]

she smokes crack in our walkin fridge and hit me with a pool ball, the seven of stripes

[ducklingfantasy-deactivated2019]

Me at work

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xxxtictacion]

After 5 years it’s super slow

[sindri42]

It’s got proprietary tires that don’t fit on anything else and shred themselves every hundred miles

also it’s only compatible with about 40% of roads

[fiyabwal]

Radio has no speakers and only works with specialized bluetooth headset

[roar104]

There’s only one button to control everything on the center console and a tiny ass touchscreen

[charlesoberonn]

You need to buy a special accessory if you want to open the door and sit down at the same time.

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Costs more than your house and will outsell everyone

[klubbhead]

[jehovahhthickness]

[pigonaphone]

The biggest dick energy

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[snazzy-adam]

and people wonder why gays (even gays not alive to have enjoyed it on the air) love this show…

[buzzfeed]

The 18 Absolute Dumbest Things Anti-Vaxxers Actually Said In 2018

[yakotta]

[memecage]

[angelbabyspice]

…what???

[stagmage]

this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world

[manuvers-deactivated20190209]

Good for her but also why is this image so funny to me

[thighschool]

[hexmaniacciaran]

​why have they got this actual child looking like a twice divorced accountant from Ohio?

[surprisebitch]

they made her look like Edna

[retronerdinfinity-deactivated20]

The master of burns Yours Truly

[tindershwinder]

I challenge you up

[anonymoustypewriter]

Fuck he did it tho

[agentmisfire]

He spent almost 2 hours coming up with that, honestly the dedication

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

me: :)

target self checkout security camera: you look like this

me: :(

[bornonvenus]

[killamunkey-deactivated20190308]

Facts

[ahn-f]

[kathereal]

He did great.

[biohazerd]

A good job

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Talented