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drinkableburrito-deactivated201

you kno wat trope pisses me off

waking up in the morning and having to continue my existence

everythingfox

someone asked me to post a good birb so here you go

roach-works

phone plays a tune that means ‘stop what you’re doing right now and pick me up and pay attention to me’. bird also plays that tune, probably for the same reason.

n64s

Oblivion NPC Dialogue.avi

b-noons

Quest added

setheverman

hey guys just wanted to inform you this video takes place today

meccadelic

It’s Uncanny Lisa!😂

qoldnglass

He looked like he wanted to laugh and die at the same time lmao

thehighpriestofreverseracism

im fucking weak

naijabutterfly

this dude is pure professionalism - ain’t no way i coulda maintained my face OR my tone

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

“Thanks to the sketch, no doubt” bruh😂😂😂

sour-charity

And he’s wearing a hat… during this particular crime

dankmemeuniversity

cookii-whore

totheone-deactivated20210814

sorry i was willing to be vulnerable with you do you still think i'm hot

bandtshirt

papasmoke

Losing my mind remembering that pic chelsea manning posted of the extremely undercover and not at all obvious fbi agent who was tailing her after her release

papasmoke

verminsblood

what kind of sixth sense do american have to recognize fbi agents that easily

demonius-darkblade

to paraphrase her, its always the shoes.

pedro-martines

americans please explain to a foreigner, he looks like some random dude to me

imnotafeddammit

1. They all have the same haircut, almost everybody in law enforcement and the military have the same haircut due to regulations.

2. They all wear the same shoes. Same boots, and same overpolished dress shoes.

3. They act different. Shifty eyed and always on their own.

4. They’re kinda really bad at their jobs. I’ve encountered plenty of “undercover” cops outside of bars that ask questions no regular person in their right mind would ever ask. “How are you getting home?” “Who did you come here with tonight?”

5. America is a police state on a budget. Most officers are poorly trained, fbi agents require a 4 year degree (I think), but lord knows how much training they actually get. And the dumb kids from your high school always become cops.

It’s always the dense as a brick kid, with something to prove that becomes a cop. The kid that mouth-breathed and couldn’t chew gum and walk at the same time.

derkartoffelkonig

Their shirts are never form fitting so they can conceal a weapon and cuffs.

Always look at the watch, it’ll be expensive but in neutral tones (uniform standards strike again).

They will always sit where they can see their target and the nearest exit.

They will have a partner who is less obvious but wil point a recording device (phone or camera) at you. Check elevated positions, it gives them the clearest view to track you and keep an eye on their partner at the same time.

jimmyfury

One time when i lived in phoenix, I was driving home through residential streets from Panda Express on April 20th and there was a 40something year old white man standing quite literally in the MIDDLE of the fucking road wearing a brand new straight from the store weed jersey (jersey #420 with a big pot leaf), a wornout old raiders hat, regular-fit straight leg jeans, and cop shoes. This man proceeded to try to wave me down to stop since I was driving slowly (again, residential neighborhood) and as he did so fully yelled “You buying bro? You buying? 420 bro 420 you buying?”

I almost choked laughing so hard. I couldn’t stop myself from just yelling “NO THANK YOU OFFICER” as i drove by him.

brunhiddensmusings

for the past 60 years law enforcement, military, and even literal espionage/intelligence based organizations have assumed that rigid conformity to dress code was more important then actually training how to go undercover, blend in, or understand what the fuck theyre doing largely because the ‘we are infallible’ mindset is too strong for them to consider they might not be doing very good