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independentolette:

“All three reasons amount to ‘you’re you.’”

“I’d bet munny on you not even going a week without getting into a competition where you both end up with two broken limbs.”

“Then you'd just end up losing all your money! There's no way this is a bad idea. Think about it! What's better than one Hayner? Two! Two Hayner's means Seifer gets twice the ass kicking."

He pauses, thinks, and gives out a small hum, "You think we could get a third Hayner?"

#independentolette #its this one #hes the evil hayner #shoot him #but shes right #theyd end up killing each other eventually #there can only be one

chickenwuss:

well, y’got a point there. i mean, who else can handle me best but me? we got all the strengths to keep us goin’ and no one else can handle us. it ain’t a bad idea at all actually.

It's an excellent idea! Just like all your other ideas. Don't tie yourself down to someone like Seifer, it's just plain yucky...You could do a lot better! You could pick me...er...Yourself!

#chickenwuss #this is bad #THIS IS SO BAD #I HATE US THE MOST

independentolette:

“Because I know you and this could only end terribly.”

Give me three good reasons as to why this is a bad idea! I think it's the best one I've ever thought up! 'Sides, you gotta agree, I'm a lot better than Seifer!

#chickenwuss #he's gonna do it #hes gonna date himself

independentolette replied to your post: Not my fault he can’t handle a bit of competition....

“Hayner no.”

Oh come on 'lette, whose gonna treat Hayner better than him, himself, and he? Why you'd let him date someone as gross as Seifer...That's so...Ugh!

#independentolette

chickenwuss:

what? y’wanna steal me from my boyfriend?

Yeah dude! Like, come on, when you really think about it, it's not like anyone is cool enough to date us. We gotta lot of stuff goin' for us! We're sick as fuck at skateboarding, we're funny, we're handsome and charming, we um...We are learning how to cook! Man, we got this shit down!

#chickenwuss #DATE HIM DATE HIM

Not my fault he can’t handle a bit of competition. As to why other me is dating someone as lame as Seifer...Well, we all make mistakes.

Date me instead!

#dash commentary #;)

chickenwuss:

“oh, nothin’ much, nothin’ much. what about you? what’s shakin’, beautiful?”

“What’s shaking? My entire world, cause your stunning smile flipped it upside down."

#chickenwuss #seifer move out of the way it's mr.steal your man

@chickenwuss

“Hey, what’s up good looking?”

#chickenwuss #;)

A list by Hayner (that’s me!)

Things I don’t want for Christmas:

1) Socks. I have plenty of those. Sure, some of them have holes in them but I think they’re classy.

2) That’s it. I just don’t want anymore stinkin’ socks this year!!! Get me somethin’ cool! Like a new struggle bat or!! Dude, a new skateboard.

A boy can only dream...

#Satellite Skin #[ its an open starter yeah !! sure !! ]

sunshine-memes

For the next five asks, my muse cannot tell a lie.

#[ i dont remember my own tags ]#[ BUT YEAH SURE BOTHER HAYNER ]

crescendoingbisexualyelling-dea

Everyone is Hayner’s wing man and also I didnt feel like drawing the kanji on Seifer’s hat

Don’t repost without proper credit.

#Spitting Venom || Seiner #Verbatim: In which we sink & drown #[ I JUST NOTICED THAT YOU DREW A CAT ON HIS BEANIE ]#[ you furry ]#[ anyways im dying all over again thanks mints ]

seifer??????

“…is stupid.”

“Ugh, why even bring him up? He SUCKS!!! Guy thinks the whole world revolves around his stupid, fat head! Like, does he ever take a moment to relax? He’s always all up in our business, like I get it Almasy, my friends and I are really fuckin’ cool and you’re just dyin’ to spend a fraction of your time in our presence but pop off. Anyways did I mention that he’s stupid? ‘Cause he is.”

“NEXT QUESTION!”

#[ oh man idk what the context behind that anon was ]#[ its been years ]#Anonymous #Aristocracy || Answered

out of all your friends who do you like better?

“Hmm…Well that ain’t much of a question’, since I can’t pick. Roxas, Pence and Olette are really, really cool. They’re great! They always cheer me on when I practice for struggle matches, and they know exactly how to make every day fun! Couldn’t ask for better friends ‘cause I already got ‘em!”