careful! you might talk to them

hello! call me king. fic requests are currently: OPEN

[everythingfox]

Sunbathing

(via)

[teathattast]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Screw it

[abbaswift]

this tweet is life changing

[noraguthrie-deactivated20211117]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I don't think helping blind people is what prevents the dismantling of nuclear weapons

[tchaikovskaya]

[kingmorsluciscaelum]

[kingmorsluciscaelum]

I wonder if Nero calls Kyrie “Big Sis” while they fuck since they’re a brother/sister pairing.

[blackarachnya]

nintendo’s frothing rage over the existence of emulation is the most embarrassing shit

[chemychems-deactivated20210407]

You a big ol' thief, ain't ya?

[blackarachnya]

what do you plan to do about it

[sk8rboi93]

remember that time nintendo downloaded half their virtual console library from rom sites because they didn’t have original copies anymore, thanked the sites, then promptly sent lawyers to shut them down?

[sirobvious]

>go to Draculas castle

>he has a humidifier

>pour two liter of holy water into it

>leave

[asshole75754]

Can u vape holy water

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

Wtf

[leviathan-supersystem]

[leviathan-supersystem]

[pissvortex]

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

reactionaries think “the left” wants “participation trophies for doing nothing” and then go apeshit over some boot boy having a bruh moment at culver’s

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

he’s just tired from being kept up all night by me fucking his wife

[petitbourgeoisiedeathsquad]

He’s actually praying that I won’t have drank all his OJ after I finish rinsing his wife

[metalgearsolid2]

“cop praying in fast food restaurant before meal” is like something an online european with a superiority complex would make up as a joke

[weonsinnombre]

[fraxxi-dat]

DANTE-WAVE

Reblog this to make your dashboard more aesthetic

[twitblr]

Protect black women, while we are busy protecting others.

[loveserenissima]

Paolo Sebastian Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2020

[catchymemes]

[sneakyfeets]

CAT Scan

[laughconfetti]

CAT Detected