"Dear Jim, will you fix it for me?"

"He left the room, and closeted himself in the dark, buzzing space where he raised his wasps and plotted the courses of heavenly bodies." This is an Indie Jim Moriarty RP blog. Want to play? Feel free to drop a message.

[kingofcrimeandcodes-blog]

[ sms ] Of course, but nothing that’ll take more than an hour. And no need for guessing, I expected you to tag along. Otherwise, we wouldn’t be having this conversation, tiger. JM 

[colbasher]

[ sms ] you’re really asking me to turn off jeremy kyle for something that won’t take more than an hour? alright, if you’re so keen on going, off we go. i’ll need to get dressed, but i’m sure you can wait ten minutes.

[kingofcrimeandcodes-blog]

[ sms ] I'm sure you'll manage. You don't need to be watching that nonsense anyways. I'm sure it's killing your brain cells by the second. If you're going to take so long to get ready, do me a favor and put on something nice. This is important, and we're going to get strange looks if you show up in cargo shorts and a t-shirt. JM

[colbasher]

Come on, love. I know it’s been a while, but we’ve got places to be. -JM 

[ sms ] people to see, as well? i guess i had best come along then, to see to it that you don’t end up on your arse.

[kingofcrimeandcodes-blog]

[ sms ] Of course, but nothing that’ll take more than an hour. And no need for guessing, I expected you to tag along. Otherwise, we wouldn’t be having this conversation, tiger. JM 

[snapex-deactivated20160213]

Whatever you do never imagine teen!sebastian getting turned on by the sound of Professor Moriarty’s voice in science class and Sebastian having to cross his legs underneath the table ok don’t imagine it

[kingofcrimeandcodes-blog]

"Sorry, that sounded creepy."

"Of course not. Not at all. No worries, love.”

[kingofcrimeandcodes-blog]

"So, bouncing off of that.. riveting subject." What did people talk about on blind dates? Why was he even on a blind date? No clue. 

[colbasher]

"Not big on anecdotes, then?" A pull on the cigarette, what the hell was he meant to say now? “So. You’re… what? barely five and a half feet?” No, Moran, he was definitely taller than that. Hard to tell when the guy’s sitting down, though. “What do you do? For work, I mean. And hobbies, I guess, if you’ve got any.” 

[kingofcrimeandcodes-blog]

"Ah, thats what you're calling it. Right, then, alright." Attention flickered briefly to the cigarette before he answered. "Five nine, actually. Thanks, though. I'm a self employed investor, but dabble in law investigation from time to time." It wasn't a lie. Close enough.

[kingofcrimeandcodes-blog]

"Sorry, that sounded creepy."

"Of course not. Not at all. No worries, love.”

[kingofcrimeandcodes-blog]

colbasher:

"No? And here I was worried. Wouldn’t have pegged you as the understanding type, actually." Just brush it off. You’re not nervous—why would you be nervous?

"So, bouncing off of that.. riveting subject." What did people talk about on blind dates? Why was he even on a blind date? No clue. 

[kingofcrimeandcodes-blog]

"Are you going to answer that?"

"I wasn’t exactly planning on it, no. Why? Am I expected to?" 

[kingofcrimeandcodes-blog]

"Sorry, that sounded creepy."

"Of course not. Not at all. No worries, love."

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Blind Date Starter Sentences

"Are you ___?"

"You know, I had someone else pictured in my mind by the way you were described."

"Is that a bad thing?"

"I’ve heard so much about you."

"I’m ___, ___ friend. They set us up on a blind date."

"Have you ever been set up on a blind date before?"

"Wow! I, uhh, I wasn’t expecting someone like you."

"God damn it! Not you."

"I guess they didn’t realize that we know each other."

"Hey, you’re my neighbor, aren’t you?"

"Do you want to maybe do this again?"

"I’d never kiss you if you were the last person on Earth!"

"I hear this place has the best garlic bread."

"You’re picture doesn’t do you justice."

"Do you have Facebook?"

"Oh I looked through your timeline on Facebook."

"Well, that’s not creepy at all."

"Sorry, that sounded stupid."

"Sorry, that sounded creepy."

"I’m not really great at these things."

"Do you date much?"

"What do you do for a living?"

"Do you have any kids?"

"I have a kid/have kids."

"I just got out of a really bad relationship."

"I’m recently divorced."

"Look, I just don’t think we’re going to work out."

"Look, I really like you. I think we could work."

"Can I see you again?"

"We have a lot in common."

"We have nothing in common."

"I really want to kiss you good night."

"Can I drive you home?"

"Can I stay for a little while longer?"

"There is no way in hell am I seeing you again."

"Is that the call? I didn’t really think people did the ‘bail call’."

"Are you going to answer that?"

"You know what, no. I’m having a good time with you."

"I’m sorry I have to go. My little brother just fell and they took him to the hospital. I have to check on him."

[kingofcrimeandcodes-blog]

*creeps onto the bae's account to fix her theme and stuff wow babe*

[kingofcrimeandcodes-blog]

ooc and family issues [kind of]

so. hi. I'm not dead, miraculously. recently I've moved out of my dads house to live with my mom, and since we don't have a functioning computer there it's only majorly difficult to do proper replies. at least ones with icons and gifs and stuff. if anyone would still want to play without those, I'm willing to do so on here or on skype, so feel free to drop an ask or whatever you please.

[kingofcrimeandcodes-blog]

Munday asks

1: Favorite Food?

2: Favorite Color?

3: Favorite animal?

4: Pets?

5: If you couldn't live in your current country, which one would you like to live in?

6: Play video games? If so, what is your favorite?

7: Job?

8: Age?

9: Why do you role play?

10: Favorite Fandom?

11: Favorite Character from the fandom you are role playing from

12: Favorite Thing in the whole world

13: What makes your best friend, your best friend?

14: What is the best thing you've ever done?

15: What is the worst thing you've ever done?

16: What's your follower count?

17: How many people do you follow?

18:What was the date of when you first went on Tumblr?

19: Supernatural, Doctor Who, Or Sherlock?

20: Favorite TV show?

21: Job? If too young, what would you want to have for a job?

22: Pet Peeve?

23: OCD?

24: Most notes you've ever gotten on a post.

25: Something you hate

26: Something you like

27: Something you don't like, but you don't hate it either.

28: Something you always wanted when you were little.

29: Do you believe in God?

30: What is your favorite thing to do?

31: What was your favorite thing to do when you were little?

32: What is one thing you want to do before you die?

33: What was the worst decision you've ever made in your life?

34: What do you think was the best decision you've made in your life?

35: Favorite sport?

36: Have any Hobbies?

37: Favorite past time?

38: Are you shy?

39: Ever had a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?

40: Gender?

41: Ever broken a bone?

42: Do you have a good reputation or a bad one?

43: What was the most awkward thing someone has asked you?

44: What was the worst thing someone has asked you?

45: Do you like when people ask you questions?

46: Favorite snack?

47: Favorite role player?

48: How many posts have you liked?

49: Favorite movie?

50: Favorite Disney Movie?

[kingofcrimeandcodes-blog]

I made a side blog for my rumblings and shit Good luck finding that ever

[kingofcrimeandcodes-blog]

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[kingofcrimeandcodes-blog]

nec-sic-amant replied to your post:.

make a starter for me pls i just got home from dofp and i need rp

oh gosh yes will do, any particular wants??

[princessmoriartea]

BUT IMAGINE THIS: Magneto and Jim Moriarty (⊙‿⊙✿)

[kingofcrimeandcodes-blog]

"Do I need to sign it out for you?"

[cxncentratx-deactivated20141214]

"Yeah on your forehead"

[kingofcrimeandcodes-blog]

"You're not amusing."

[kingofcrimeandcodes-blog]

"Yeah, you’re alright.      Still, don’t expect me to join you.”

[cicatrixetfracturam]

“Great”,      he repeated, now holding a hand out for Jim to join him, "come on, shake it up baby?".

[kingofcrimeandcodes-blog]

"Alright,"      he insisted, eyeing the hand he was offered. "Definitely not."