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shitarou

Forgot to post my costume: cybertruck driver

cipheramnesia

Holy shit, I thought for a second that was the real thing. Incredibly realistic cybertruck, how did you make it?

wanderer-chronicles

Same way they make the real ones, duct tape and PVA glue

rebar2042

You work with Markiplier and he is a great motivator

rebar2042

adamtotscomix

threedollarsdotcom

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

great-and-small

The farmer’s tender-hearted son is crying he must be so proud of me

lung-of-iron

has anyone done this yet??

homunculus-argument

deer after almost 150 years of cars: maybe if I stand really quietly here in this exposed area, right in front of this thing that barrels directly towards me at unfathomable speeds it won't see me.

seagulls after 20 years of smartphones: the exact moment when the human glances at their rectangle is the best time to swoop in and snatch the shit from their other hand.

butt-puncher

Nico calls jason puppy for obvious reasons and jason likes to call nico bunny bc he hops through shadows

osserine

patron saints of one-way trips.

ziggyplayedd

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

change the color used to highlight text on your laptop

move the pictures on your wall

stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all

slightly vary your commute, even just by one street

change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed

drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real

shower with the lights off, without music

buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room

start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing

wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night

listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

sandersstudies

Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!

The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where I’d started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!

This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Don’t turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!