Probably Cooler than You

Jack (Jackie) Miles, 20 year old Anglophone writer/actor/director/artist. Chain-smoking feminist pansexual love-god. Genderqueer - he/she alternating or they/them, if you please.

[sufjansontag]

imagine being john green imagine being a massively successful new york times bestselling author worth $17 million and getting angry and upset bc some teenager edited one of your tumblr posts to say “i luv dick”

[expelliarmus]

[chrysalicefiasco]

Hang on! Didn’t Capaldi!Doctor spend an entire episode trying to disprove Father Christmas’ existence?!

[kingofthevastwasteland]

THEY WERE WRITTEN BY HE SAME PERSON, TOO

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

find out your shitpost URL

birthday january: nut february: dong march: giraffe april: gogu may: anime june: jokes july: aaaaaaaaa august: police september: shit october: kinkshame november: kawaii december: fuck

first letter of first name a-c: smoker d-f: fucker g-i: succ j-m: puncher n-q: shamer r-u: phobe v: ender wxyz: eater

day of birthday 1-10: 69 11-20: 420 21-28: 666 29-31: 184847388467374

[ygrittebardots]

anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks 

not once in the films 

do you think that’s a coincidence 

not on your life buddy 

anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will

[thelunarboy]

he murders a bunch of children with a laser sword

[underratedband]

No blood, no clumps of hair, nothin’!

[thealogie]

imagine being at a class reunion like, yeah remember hot tom? i heard he made all of his friends get ugly matching skull tattoos and call him a really ugly french name and also I heard his nose is gone. weird.

[hey--friends]

I didn’t realize this was about harry potter for a second

[hoesenberg-deactivated20180102]

honestly the doof warrior is killing it post-apocalyptically career wise??? everyone else is huffing spraypaint and flinging themselves to their firey explosive deaths in highspeed chases and he just has to decide at what point in it all a tasty riff would be most appropriate. like 100 war boys die every minute on the wastes and he probably had that gig for years. you can tell he’s having a good ass time. this is why extracurriculars are important

[unlimitedgoats]

Bring back arts programs in public schools so that your child can grow up to be a well-adjusted, well-rounded, and creative adult with thrilling but more importantly, secure, job opportunities after modern civilization falls.

[xsoldier]

This is, unquestionably, the greatest moment I’ve ever read in any piece of Star Wars media. It shook me to the core going through this panel-by-panel on ComiXology. Holy. Shit. So. Good.

[kingofthevastwasteland]

To the Anon who just messaged me: my computer runs Tumblr like a tractor runs Linux and your ask got posted without an answer. Please do contact me via email and we’ll sort this out! (My original reply is below) Jack here. I am so sorry! If you’ve been emailing me personally, I’ve been dealing with awful email trouble (no lie, my entire inbox vaporised back to mid-March during June and I’ve been scrabbling to get things back in order ever since) and been overwhelmed with project work for an age. Please, do email me back and we can sort this out?

[fayevalentin]

did anyone realize that california laws went into effect today that allows trans* youth to pick which bathroom and sports team they feel comfortable with in school

i think that’s the bee’s knees

[they-call-me-arson-deactivated2]

Don’t let this go unnoticed. The fact that lgbtap marriage is legal is absolutely something to celebrate, but so is this

[jakegyllenhaalelujah-deactivate]

Who the fuck is responsible for drawing this mess?

[thatmaskednegro-blog]

Jesus fucking christ

[kryptonians]

fyi https://twitter.com/porliniers/status/614471114769739776

[kingofthevastwasteland]

It gets better - he said it was okay for him to draw this because one time the Simpsons drew the family as the cover to The Beatles Abbey Road

[showgirlsteve-blog]

buddy cop movie with hayley atwell and idris elba as unlikely partners and dwayne the rock johnson as the bakery owner who witnesses a violent crime in the alley behind his shop and has to be protected

[elknight20]

[thesoftghetto]

[kingofthevastwasteland]

Can we swap the bottom right square for ‘Was pushed over the edge’? I hear that a lot with this shit.

[somecompany-blog]

I can’t wrap my head around this they will dig up any dirt regardless how irrelevant on victims of color but refuse to bring up the literal motive behind what we all know was a hate crime! Everyday people are finding this information why the fuck isn’t it on the news ????!!!!!!!!

For all the white people saying they’re “waiting for a motive” foh

[micdotcom]

Insightful tweet reactions to the Charleston Shooting

An unidentified white gunman shot and killed nine black people during a Bible study in Charleston, South Carolina, Wednesday night.  As Twitter reactions rolled in, many were outraged at the lack of media coverage, pointing to the shooter being white and the victims being black, while others didn’t hesitate to define the act as “terrorism.” One especially poignant tweet compared it to a hypothetical of a non-white shooter.

[autostraddle]

It’s strange that a trans woman who, so far, hasn’t done any work in the trans community has been crowned our queen. It’s strange that a trans woman who is famous, rich, white and conservative, four things that do not describe most trans women, is now the face most cis people think of when they hear the word “transgender.” It’s weird that people are saying that famous, rich, white, conservative and conventionally attractive trans woman is humanizing trans people to a whole new group of people. Why didn’t Janet Mock or Laverne Cox do that for them? Why didn’t CeCe McDonald? Why didn’t Islan Nettles?

What We’re Going to Say About Caitlyn Jenner (via autostraddle)

[stopwhitepeopleforever]