lets play a game of: did i really do this or did i just think about doing it so hard that i constructed a false memory of it
this is a symptom of dissociation

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lets play a game of: did i really do this or did i just think about doing it so hard that i constructed a false memory of it
this is a symptom of dissociation
Taron Egerton as Michael “Eddie” Edwards in Eddie the Eagle (2016)
“I just thought we could have a little chat about me being an Olympic ski-jumper.”
Literally only watched this movie the other week despite the fact it came out a few years ago and honestly it’s one the best films I’d watched this year
What the hell are you wearing? My stage gear.
That fuckin smile at the end
To the worried person in the comments:
No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep.
Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.
However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.
Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.
This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for
wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny
it’s like what were you expecting lmao
Have u seen what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side
No I have not what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side
i tried it in my game and made it a gif for your convenience
(not so) Breaking News: I’m sad again and everyone’s tired of hearing about it
cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal
this post is like 5 years old and has accumulated 1 million notes and I still haven’t found an interesting man to talk to :/ the search continues
the guy in the audience SNAPPED
i love this, video
*music intro plays, beat of silence* Audience Member: WHO IS IT??? *people laugh* Britney: It’s Britney bitch.
WHO IS IIIIIIT
The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy
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HOW ARE THEY REAL
#squadgoals
Never stops making me smile. I want someone like this in my life. 💜
Okay so the best thing,the best thing about Sirs Patrick & Ian being best friends is that they met because of the X-Men movie.
I saw Sir Patrick speak a year or so ago and someone asked him about their friendship. He told this story about how I think they’d once or twice worked on the same production but had had very little interaction, and that when he’d been a kid, he’d utterly looked up to Sir Ian, who had had an established theater career at a very young age.
People assume that they’ve been friends since they were young, which makes sense given the sort of work they’ve done and their career trajectories, but no. Sir Patrick basically had a giant hero-crush-from-a-distance on Sir Ian for most of his life AND THEN on the set of X-Men, their trailers were put next to each other and they were significantly older than anyone else on the set, so they started spending their downtime together.
And became inseparable. And this is amazing.
So everyone who wants a friend like this, you have time. <3
i will always reblog this epic friendship
I love Queen because half of their songs are mind-blowing pieces about life and death and love and humanity’s inability to live together without destroying ourselves, and the other half are like “I love my bike”
actually there’s a third kind and it’s called “I’m Freddie Mercury And There’s Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me”
is there a word for an emotion stronger than fear
i feel like UNHhhh should be called AAAHHHHHHHH
Don’t doubt yourself.
starting a girl gang of girls aggressively supporting other girls so reblog if you want in because if we get enough people we’re getting jackets
Soap Shopping With Kendrick Lamar & Shaq
Lmao how Kendrick was holding the soaps.
Stop what you are doing and watch this right fucking now
LMFAO omg
i really love kendrick lmao