RATS

ghost enjoyer

[hjartasalt]

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

[hjartasalt]

Daddy has five days left to live

[hjartasalt]

Daddy wishes to be cremated

[hjartasalt]

It's what daddy would have wanted

[hjartasalt]

Hi. Everyone else go home this is the only tag that matters to me

[isopodcore]

moo deng fanart

[boostmobilemastershake]

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

[ja-khajay]

are you a medieval silk road merchant

[greelin]

parents will straight up traumatize you then be like “well i don’t remember saying/doing that.” ok nvm then. none of it happened. i’m good now. We’re good. thankyou for setting the record straight👍 *GRITS MY TEETH SO HARD THEY SHATTER*

[greelin]

i don’t remember this evil vile series of events i perpetrated that ultimately shaped you as a person. Why don’t you call :/

[spcecowboyyy]

[fredbydawn]

I put too much effort into making this (rejoice! This now has a sequel!)

[pointnclick]

I love when I stick my finger in an outlet and get shocked I wish there was a way to harness this experience into a sort of on demand feature maybe we can make an app thag electrocutes you

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

THAG ELECTROCUTES YOU

[rabiesofficial]

[and-fishing-equipment]

fuck it daniel and lestat should have a podcast i mean. i don't care if they hate each other they're the only out and proud famous vampires and it would be funny as fuck. the podcast should have no theme and they just ramble. the trixie and katya of the vampire world if you will.

[fairydrowning]

– Noor Unnahar, Instagram account "noor_unnahar"

[TEXT ID: / [Lemons] / My father's mother loved lemons. Years after her passing, / we run out of everything, but never / lemons. / Nothing else shelters grief / better than memory. / It's my father way of saying, / even in your absence, you will be / cared by me. / END ID]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

The fact that it took Fincher sending him a copy of the script to realize why his wife left him.

[bl33ditout]

[allthesepurplelights]

[be-ny]

the slayification of copia

[ymcgay]

people reblogging posts i made when i was 15 is WACK

that was 12 years ago please let the pete wentz hiatus memes stay in the grave i am begging u i have a job and pay rent i have a pension now please let it die

[pickled0ctopus]

Don't you forget about dying Don't you forget about your friend death Don't you forget that you will die

[cannibalchicken]

thank you doraemon <333