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m: was that really necessary, chloe c: no, but i felt like doing it.

This blog is a goldmine.

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episode 1 of Life is Strange: Before the Storm is everything i could've asked for and more

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Chloe: Just relax. And take your pants off.

Max: Those two ... concepts are ... antithetical.

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David: Did you hear what I told you to do soldier…uh, I mean…Chloe?!

Chloe: I recognize that the stepdouche has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision I’ve elected to ignore it.

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Frank: You’re not gonna do anything to me! You don’t got the stones!

Max: Oh, I got the stones. I got a whole bunch of… stones!

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Joyce: Who knows? Nose knows. I love words. Don’t you love words?

David: I like “strangle”.

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Chloe: What are you doing here?

Max: Running away from my problems.

Chloe: Come on in.

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Victoria: Taylor, now that we’re friends I’ve decided to make you my new project!

Taylor: You really don’t have to do that.

Victoria: I know, that’s what makes me so nice.

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Chloe: You get cute when you get angry.

Max: *glares at her*

Chloe: But not when you get angry with me.

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Victoria: (whispering) I don't like you.

Max: (whispering) I'll get over it.

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Joyce: We can’t go on a romantic date, we’re in the middle of a huge fight!

David: We are?

Joyce: You didn’t KNOW?

David: Nobody told me!

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Nathan Prescott is not my friend. Nathan Prescott is a monster. If Satan himself crawled out of hell, landed on earth, and vowed to destroy all of humanity with a fiery apocalyptic plague, Nathan Prescott would fuck him in the ass with his own pitchfork until he bled out and died.

Chloe 

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I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

Nathan

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Max: I’m so bored.

Max: Wait! Oh my god, Kate, I got mail.

Kate: What is it?

Max: It’s Victoria’s new Grahamscott fic!

Kate: What the hell is Grahamscott?

Max: Ugh, it’s the name for Warren Graham and Nathan Prescott. They’re totally in love.

Kate: That’s a bit weird.

Max: *gasps* No it’s not! It’s meant to be!

Kate: But they’re both straight, stupid.

Max: How can you say that! Shut up. My feelings…

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I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and broke everything…

Chloe

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Max: Oh my god! Jefferson killed Chloe.

Nathan: [unenthusiastically] You bastard.

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Chloe: What happened?

Warren: I think I pulled muscle.

Chloe: You can’t pull what you don’t have.