A/N: ok everyone seemed really excited about this idea so I just had to write it :D hope you guys enjoy!
nsfw under the cut :)
A - Aftercare (what are they like after sex)
He sometimes gets a little panicky after sex, thinking that he's done something wrong or that he wasn't good enough, so he needs a lot of verbal reassurance. When it comes to you, he will do whatever you tell him afterwards if it makes you feel better, whether it's getting you something to drink or cuddling with you.
B - Body part (fav body part of themselves/their partner)
Bruno doesn't care too much about his appearance most of the time, though he does take a certain amount of pride in his hair.
He absolutely adores your hands. He thinks they look so pretty and whenever you're doing something he always finds his eyes drawn to the way your hands move.
C - Cum (where do they prefer to cum?)
He likes the intimacy and connection that comes with finishing inside you. It also makes less mess and he feels as though finishing anywhere else is degrading to you.
D - Dirty secret (self-explanatory)
Just after he met you for the first time, much to his surprise he had a vision of the two of you having sex. Bruno got incredibly flustered after that and refused to show anyone, but he kept the vision in his room for... personal time.
E - Experience (how experienced are they?)
Bruno has very little experience. He knows vaguely how it all works but he's been a social outcast a lot of his life and so hasn't had the opportunity to experiment much.
F - Favourite position (goes without saying)
His favourite position is fucking you while you're spooning. It means he can tuck his face into your neck and hold you close the whole time. (also makes cockwarming easier)
A very close second though is you riding him, bonus points if you pin his hands over his head.
G - Goofy (are they goofy or serious in the moment?)
He leans a little more towards goofy most of the time - he has a tendency to make jokes when he's nervous to try and play it off.
H - Hair (opinions on grooming etc.)
It's not something he really thinks about. He's also not had anyone tell him it was something he needed to worry about so he doesn't do anything with his, and doesn't expect you to do anything with yours unless you want to.
I - Intimacy (how intimate are they during sex?)
Bruno is very, very intimate during sex. He's a romantic and is always 100% immersed in the moment with you.
J - Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Because he has a low sex drive, he didn't used to jack off very often since he didn't feel the need. However, once he's in a relationship with you he starts feeling the urge more frequently, though he'd much rather go to you instead of dealing with it himself.
K - Kinks (again, pretty self-explanatory)
Bondage - he likes being tied up sometimes, since it's a way of giving up control, but also enjoys tying you up every once in a while.
Sensory play - anything involving blindfolds helps Bruno to shut his mind out and focus on the moment, and it makes the sensations that much more intense.
Light dom/sub dynamics - nothing too intense, but he likes subbing for you. He's very responsive to orders and enjoys you taking care of him.
L - Location (favourite place to do the deed)
He's been living in the cramped space behind the walls for far too long, so more than anything he loves a big, comfortable bed.
M - Motivation (what gets them going)
A sure fire way to get him riled up is little things throughout the day. A lingering touch here, a suggestive glance there, enough of it and the tension just builds and builds until he gives in.
N - No (something they'd never do)
He doesn't want to hurt you. He's open to being a little rougher sometimes, maybe even leaving marks on you if you ask, but he doesn't like impact play or any form of CNC etc.
O - Oral (preference in giving, receiving etc.)
He will completely melt underneath you if you decide to suck him off, no matter how much he insists that you don't have to, but he loves eating you out more than anything. He will happily bury himself between your thighs for hours until you physically pull him away, and if you tug at his hair then he's only gonna keep going for longer.
on his most sensitive days he'll finish just from eating you out
P - Pace (are they fast, slow, quick, rough?)
Bruno prefers to go slowly, since going too fast has a tendency to overstimulate him. He wants to make the moment last usually, though there are odd occasions (normally when he's had a hard day) where he gets rougher.
Q - Quickie (opinion on quickies)
He's never normally one to initiate quickies, that's your responsibility, but he certainly won't turn one down either.
R - Risk (how open are they to risk?)
He gets anxious around any new situation, so he likes to stick with what he knows. Trying new things with him will take a lot of reassurance and encouragement, though he's willing to try if he thinks you'll enjoy it.
S - Stamina (how long can they go for?)
Bruno gets overstimulated very easily - each round lasts long enough to satisfy both of you, but after 2 rounds he really struggles to keep going.
T - Toy (opinion on using toys etc.)
He gets extremely flustered at the thought of using toys on you, but he's willing to try it. Once you made him sit and watch as you used a toy on yourself, and he almost came right there just from watching.
U - Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)
Bruno isn't much of a tease at all. He doesn't really see the point in it when he could just make you cum instead.
V - Volume (are they loud or quiet?)
Bruno gets very loud when you're fucking him. He feels so good but so overwhelmed all at the same time so all he can do is sob as he clings to you.
W - Wild card (random headcanon)
When you first started dating, Bruno was still very starved of any kind of romantic affection. The first time you made out with him, he got hard, leading to a lot of stuttered apologies and a very flustered man in front of you.
X - X-ray (what's going on... down there?)
Bruno is pretty average in size, maybe a little above average in girth. He's not too big that it's uncomfortable but enough for it to be a pleasant stretch.
Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
His sex drive is fairly low, but he is very touch-starved and so constantly likes to be touching you, even if it doesn't lead to sex.
Z - Zzzzz... (how quickly do they fall asleep after?)
Bruno normally struggles to get to sleep, but after sex he just feels so comfortable that he falls asleep almost immediately. He feels so safe and happy tucked into your embrace.
rewatching the same funny video over and over again like a king ordering his court fool to keep repeating the same joke until I stop slapping my belly and chortling heartily
At around 8 o'clock tonight, a small cat was caught red-handed to use an authorised place as a loo.
That Criminal says incomprehensible reasons as a house cat such as "This basket is mine, so it's my matter how I use it." "This place is important for me to show my home territory." and so on, and authority is treating it's true because he had been suspected with the vet by his less urine but there is enough amount of evidence this time.
The criminal place had already taken care with the Eucalyptus splay, but there are still under walking restrictions by the rest of the abnormal odour.
so i didn’t realize kuzco is literally only 17 in the emperor’s new groove and the pacha-kuzco dynamic becomes like 8x funnier bc pacha has accidentally adopted a teenager
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