she likes my spark!

and the city shivers with you

[redstarovermoundcity]

mfw they use uranium to boil water to make electricity to send to my stove so i can boil water

[redstarovermoundcity]

just give me the uranium so i can boil the water directly at home. duh

[lesb0]

tiktok be like "if you as a haggard 19 year old simply get botox and a face lift and a nose job and lip injections you won't need monthly filler rounds at the ancient decrepit senior age of 30 because your facial muscles will die from being regularly injected with a toxic poison" and the girls are like yeah this is feminist women's empowerment

[lesb0]

"ponytail facelifts are a great option for women under 35" okay how about die immediately. killing and murdering and violence 😃

[lycanthrology]

parents when they watch a film that isnt shot 100% linearly with every single scene being fully explained with a literal meaning

[jerseyclown]

winter is awesome because every night somewhere between the hours of 6 and 8 pm you will feel the worst you’ve ever felt in your life

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they

[librarycard]

ppl who werent changed forever by youre gonna go far kid by the offspring when they were like 11 and insanely impressionable you just cant understand me

[deanwinchesterapologist]

sundays are fun because you get more scared with every passing hour

[taahko]

i dont know exactly how to articulate this in a way other people havent but everything is too fast now. 24/7 news cycle, online focuses that last for hours instead of months or years, songs written just so ten seconds can go viral. movies and books churned out to meet some nebulous income quota. idk. im motion sick

[zvaigzdelasas]

*person who's grown up online their whole life & regularly uses the internet to learn indepth information about their favorite TV shows* yeah they just don't teach us anything about countries outside the US >_<

[unbotheredmuse]

[aliaoftheknives]

a lot of people don’t get this but if you don’t say every deranged thing that’s on your mind at all times the thoughts leak into the groundwater and make it bad. Do your part. Just say some shit

[femmemarcille]

stop reblogging butch and femme jerma

[deanwinchesterapologist]

sundays are fun because you get more scared with every passing hour

[gateway-2000-deactivated2025111]

first game to ever scare the shit out of you? horror or not.

[gateway-2000-deactivated2025111]

I’ve been reading the tags on this post and i relate so much to all of you, i love the replies on this sm. the earliest game i remember scaring the shit out of us was sonic 1 and the fucking drowning music :’-)

[dogcoding]

[54735749956555371253415-deactiv]

whats the point of saving money if you cant buy a stag beetle plush doll once in a while. pull up that marx quote

[charlottan]

[probuccalfat1]

my bashful swag is hindering me