I don't even know

[weiwei-uplink]

[chronicallydragons]

anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizontal, but I need more horizontal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me

[sobcat]

getting yourself to do things is so hard omg you fucking little idiot get up

[jethroq]

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[hauntedhunted]

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

[synnthamonsugar]

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[edgebug]

you'd think that "inhuman thing that isn't a person but speaks like a person and talking to it will slowly drive you mad" would only be found in folktales and fables and so on. but no. chatgpt

[skodasforge]

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

[peach-pot]

Your 2025 Wrapped!

You spent 25,711 minutes approaching total despair

The ever-present ache grew 43%

Your top moods were “melancholy” and “unease”

You are less savable than 96% of users

[kittykatninja321]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re celebrating Christmas you do not have pleny time. You do not have pleny time at all. We are in the 12 days till Christmas danger zone

[space-stegosaurus]

we are now in the christmas is next week danger zone which took me completely by surprise. still upset by that math

[fairieicedtea]

enemies to lovers but it's me and myself

[ems-wrens]

[ageae]

[damazcuz]

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

[achillesinhighheels]

This year felt like being awake during surgery

[luxlightly]

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened