Kotes Mi Goats

Hey my names Kota, I’m just chillin’ in Cedar Rapids with Hillary Clinton, enjoys long walks in the cornfields, and part time princess.

[huffylemon]

[dyinganimemom]

we all really need to talk about the sound Victreebel makes in the anime

[sivargagger]

It’s the sound gays make when they greet each other

[vampirezigzagoon]

Somebody edit this with Trixie’s scream, please.

[kinky-kota]

Life Update:

I have no idea what I am doing...

[calmstarchild]

Via Instagram: coolkidofficial

[art--woonz]

Instagram: @artwoonz

[tattoos-org]

Space Zodiac Tattoo

Artist: Cagri Durmaz Tattooist Basic - Ink Istanbul

[n-ovasmith]

We are bits of stellar matter that got cold by accident, Bits of a star gone wrong.

[kinky-kota]

You are not alone.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Brave soul. (via laureenmarie)

[madmaxyuriroad]

i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form

this is the new meme for February, y’all

famous vines in text form

[beetlejinx]

Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!

DU DU DU-

IM AN ADULT VIRGIN

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!

No, this is a crayo-

I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

911, what’s your emergency?

[honey-sunny-bee]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[always-have-high-hopes]

sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe

Barbecue sauce on my titties

[eclinu]

STAHP

I COULD’VA DROPPED MY

Croissant

[thetrashmouthclub]

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

here he comes

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

[deathtokillian]

Calling people daddy is gross

Stop kink shaming me

Kink shaming IS my kink

HHA-AHH

[crunchie-morris]

What do you have?

A KNIFE!!!

NO!

Why does he have a knife?

[max-class]

ah, you can’t sit with us :)

actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have

Hemorrhoids

[isweartocoffee]

ibroughtyoufrankincense

thank you

and i brought you myrrh

thank you

myrrh-DER

hhhhJUDAS. NO-

[sanctferum]

I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.

Poseidon quivers before him!

…

fuck off!

[sasukesgreasyhair]

I SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH KATELYN YESTERDAY

R-REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

I WON’T HESITATE

BITCH

*pew*

[imgoodnow]

And they were roommates!

Omg, they were roommates

[spoopygirl-deactivated20200527]

WHaT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE

[actiongirl2005-deactivated20190]

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T

FUCKING

LOVE YOU

[sunstar121]

two bros

Chilling in a

Hot tub

Five feet apart cause they’re

NOT GAY

[fathercryptid]

*huff*

*face of ultimate betrayal & disbelief*

AdUHM

[kinky-kota]

[1973vv]

[problemactic]

me and my friend:

you and your friend:

[ghostsandgoblins]

[adeles]

In a Heartbeat (2017) by Beth David and Esteban Bravo

[beebuzzbee]

[theblackassversionofdaria-deact]

:(

[sipnsyphe]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[cosmic-noir]

IM SO FUCKIBV UPSET

[dopeybeauty]