This is an 18+ blog. minors Please dni for both sakes. I can't stop you from reading it, but dont interact. No age in your bio or pinned post or you will be blocked <3
Anyway, i have lots and lots of kinks, and this is the blog i will post about those kinks.
If you aren't into something i post on here or it weirds you out, feel free to block me. This shit is supposed to be enjoyable and i don't want to make people uncomfortable just because im a perverted bitch
DISCLAIMER PLEASE READ
Kinks are meant to inhance the sexual experience for ALL partys involved. With this in mind all all all absolutely all kinks or kinky scenarios shown here are consensual/ rollplay and or completely fictional.
Many of the scenes here are ABSOLUTELY unacceptable outside of pre-discussed, consensual, roleplay scenarios between adults.
I make this abundantly clear. Especially any insist, rape or age play/ perv bait content is fictional. This shit is not cool irl
Other than that, im down to try anything. I haven't found a kink that is too far for me yet. if i do this, it will be updated.
When i say anything, i mean anything: vomit, daddy, grinding, bathroom play - aka scat, diapers, piss, omo, holding, desperation, etc... caretaker, monsters fucker, pervy things, spice fanfics, puppy play, secnt/musk, incest, more low level things like sensory play, bondage, impact play, Wax play, breading, honorific (daddy, mommy, sir, ma'am or rank stuff - lieutenant, captain etc) solo, partner or ploy, gangbang, sub-dom, brat, soft vore, CNC, feedee, stuffing, gas burping and farts, and more
Side note: i am a bio girl, but sometimes really, really enamored with having a dick so i will post and reblog male pov posts.
I have a rant about sex ed because i never got one as a kid and im just realizing how much danger that could have put me in
My parents/ family is highly religious so the extent of my sex ed was "dont do it until your married" thats it. No explanation. No anatomy lessons. Nothing about how to have safe sex.
We desperately need better sex ed in schools. age appropriate, obviously. In kindergarten, kids need to be taught that they shouldn't be touching their genitals by anyone except parents, doctors, or nurses, etc., and even then, they should ask. They need to be told what their body parts are called. I know kids are strange, and having a 7-year-old yelling about his penis in the grocery store is awkward and embarrassing, but when a kid tells their teacher 'My neighbor touched my prince parts, and I didn't like it' they may not understand what they mean.
This is the point, where in age appropriate terms, COCSA should be explained and that it isn't ok.
The only way to keep kids safe is education. Protecting their innocence means shit if they get raped because they didn't know it was wrong.
It should also be made clear that while sex, genitals etc are private they are not shameful. This shluld be repeated often through all of their sex ed and adjusted once kids hit puberty to include pleasure or desire is not shameful.
As kids get older the lessons should become more in depth. Some kids hit puberty or even discover masterbaitng as young as 8. Avoiding everything to do with the pleasurable parts of sex can lead to them injuring themselves or even takkng advantage of others without meaning too. Periods from an anatomy standpoint should be discussed as well. Through all of this kids should be reminded often if they have questions or concerns they dont want to bring up in class to speak to the teacher privately.
Ive also seen someone do an anonymous sex ed questions, just written down and answered without revealing names. That could also be an option. A deeper discussion of rape is and what counts as rape should be added here.
Once their in high-school the lessons should evolve more. Both boys and girls should be taught about anatomy for both genders as well as trans people and biological outliers like people born with both sets of genitals.
They need to teach about consent, protection for straight or gay intercourse. teach about sexually transmitted diseases, how to prevent them, how to recognize if you have them and how to treat them. Incest should be discussed, specifically *why* it's bad. Not just because it's taboo but the negative consequences of babies born from such relationships. Just saying 'it's icky' both oversimplifies the situation and shames people who may have those desires. I'm not advocating for insect here just saying that fantasy kinks exist and being turned on by taboo things dosent make you a horrible person.
This is also the point where masterbaitng should be included in lessons. The fact that it's natural and normal, how to do it safely etc. It should also be explained as to why such things need to be done in private. People who walk in on your have not consented to be part of this experience.
Continuing on, kinks/ fetuses should be discussed: what they are, what situations they are appropriate in, and how to safely approach trying them out. For example, what kinks can be safely explored IRL and what should stay firmly in the realm of fantasy.
Porn should be explained as well as sex work the dangers of engaging in such activities and jobs and the emphasis that people who do work in such feilds should not be bullied or shamed for it.
Sex toys need to be explained: where you can buy them, what 'things' can safely be used as substitutes, and things that should never ever be used as substitutes. What lube is for, where you can get it, what you can use instead, and what you definitely shouldn't use instead.
Sex safety online should be discussed, why MDNI are important and should be listened to, what fetuses mining is, and how to avoid it.
Rape and assault need to be added here. How to stay safe, how to keep your friends safe warning signs that someone might be being abused in such a way. Along those lines the process of reporting an assault needs to be explained, as well as your rights if you do.
You know it's really annoying that the by far best way ive found to relave headaches is an orgasm. Like literally it's some magic BS.
I had a headache for like 2 hours on Sunday and remembered seeing a tictok that said cumming had relieved her headache. I gave it a shot and holy fuck the second i came down from my high my headache just vanished!!
Now you may be wondering why this is a bad thing. See my family is very religious and have caled me a slut for wearing shorts that showed my knees. Any kind of sexual pleasure alone or with a partner is strictly forbidden.
So not only can i not share this wonderful remedy but i also am limited in when i can use it.
tags: MDNI!! smut, all participants are adults, somnophilia, technically non/con but reader is kinda into it, dd/lg relationship, jackson!joel, peepaw joel, age gap (20s/60s), sleepy reader, desperate joel, f!orgasm and creampie.
summary: daddy can’t control himself and fucks you in his sleep.
“sh - shhh, i know honey, i know.” joel’s groaning voice cut through the darkness, his palm pressed firmly against your mouth as his other hand pulled your panties off, ripping them in the meantime.
you squeaked at the sound of the fabric ripping and squirmed, but joel kept you down firmly by straddling your legs, keeping you from moving away from his hungry grip.
you were so confused, the last time you were awake you were falling sleepy in daddy’s arms, now he was on top of you and wanted playtime? this had never happened before considering it took a while to get joel ready, what with his cock not cooperating in the best of times.
“m’sorry — god, i’m sorry baby. daddy just needs ya right now.” he admitted, voice cracking mid sentence and his tone a little frantic. you weren’t sure you’d ever seen joel like this and you’d be lying if you said it didn’t worry you just a little.
“b-but daddy, i was sleeping,” you croaked, voice muffled by his hand until he eventually removed it from your mouth. “you’re scaring me a little..”
joel’s heart cracked at the sight of you. sprawled out beneath him, shirt pushed up just enough so your tits were exposed — something he did before you woke up — eyes a little teary. he wasn’t sure if it broke his heart or turned him on. “oh, baby girl. it’s okay. ya don’t needa be scared o’daddy, he ain’t gonna hurt ya. daddy just needs to play with his girl a little. you gonna let that happen, honey?”
you let out a shaky breath, joel’s comforting tone was starting to twist your arm a little. and you did love to please him, didn’t you? “..okay,” you said finally. “but only if you promise to be gentle, daddy. i don’t like when you get mean.”
and he did — get mean sometimes. god knew he just couldn’t fucking help himself, especially when you looked so damn adorable. the simplest little things could push him over the edge. like how you’d cling to his finger when the mess hall got a little crowded, or when you’d ride shimmer together and you’d rest your head on his shoulder, humming a little tune he’d never recognise.
but then sometimes he did have genuine reasons to be rough. like when you’d misbehave, he’d give you a couple spankings on your pretty ass or pussy until you cried and apologised to his liking. or, if you got a little bratty in public, extra touchy under tables, biting that fucking lip so deliberately. then he’d fucking give it to you. make you cum till you cried, kind of like how a parent would make their kids smoke the whole pack of cigarettes after catching them smoking — if ya wanted it that bad, you better fucking’ take it, kid.
but tonight, you weren’t being like that. if anything, he was the one misbehaving. so he nodded, reaching down to cup your cheek, giving your lip a soothing stroke. “of course, honey. slow n’steady it is. let daddy give it t’ya, hm?”
you nodded sleepily, letting him manoeuvre so he was hovering over you, leaning down to press his forehead to yours as he lined his dick head up with your opening, feeling how you were already that bit wet, maybe you started getting aroused in your sleep — joel thought.
“here we go. ya gonna be a brave girl f’me?” joel asked, giving you a crooked, playful grin.
you giggled, reaching up to wrap your arms around his head. “the bravest girl.”
and then, he pushed in. and agonisingly slow at that. your eyes fell shut at the stretch — no matter how much you and daddy played together, the stretch was always there, but it wasn’t as bad as it was the first time. your pussy still clenched even thinking about it to this day. it was safe to say there were a lot of tears that night.
“fuuuck, kiddo,” joel moaned, closing his owns eyes just as you opened yours. “always so goddamn tight. so fuckin’ warm too.”
you whimpered in response but it turned into a soft hiccup as joel continued pushing in till he bottomed out. you felt impossibly full and for a second, it was almost too much. “daddy.. daddy s’too full.” you gasped.
“ohhh. i know. just stuffed up, baby. ain’t ya? that’s okay, ain’t ever too full f’daddy,” he told you, giving you a shallow thrust right against that spot in hopes of calming you down. the bulging of your soft belly caught Joel’s eye. this was his favourite part. the outline of him was pretty clear and it made his cock twitch. he lay a hand over it, pressing down gently. “s’where daddy needs to be. s’where he belongs.”
you sniffled. things were barely even started and you were already crying, a single tear rolling down your cheek. “s’tingly..” you cried, clutching the hairs at the back of Joel’s neck, making him hiss a little.
“yeah, that’s good, baby,” he comforted, starting to rock his hips at a steady, tender pace, concentrating on brushing his tip off that sweet spot that he loved so much inside of you. he loved the way your eyes lit up when he found it and gave it the care it needed and deserved. “how about ya try an’cum for daddy in a lil’while? give m’cock some lovin’ from his favourite girl.”
“mm-nngmm.. i w- i wanna but i don’t know f’i can yet,” you winged, your walls squeezing around his length almost painfully, eliciting a deep groan from joel.
oh here we go, joel thought. you always got like this when he fucked you just right, stubborn and whiny, just not ready to let go and allow yourself to fucking feel good. he sighed. “what m’gonna do with ya, kid? ya know ya can do it in time, ya always make a mess when i get that little spot. just focus on it, honey. it’ll come t’ya soon. then daddy can fill ya up, how’s that sound?”
you groaned, eyes fluttering shut as joel fucked himself further into your core, his tip gently bumping your cervix with each rock of his old hips. you hid your face in his chest, sniffling as he continued to pump you. you felt restless. if felt good but you were tired and just wanted to go back to sleep.
“if i make a mess will you promise to snuggle with me after?” you whispered hopefully, bringing your arms down from his neck and wrapping them a little more comfortably around his back, your dull finger nails digging in with every thrust.
joel let out a choked chuckle, nodding his head with a smile as he fucked you in heavy, slow strokes, gliding every vein through those warm, gummy walls of yours. “cross m’heart, baby doll. might even give ya some o’those back scratches ya like.”
joel pressed down on your belly a little harder and your eyes rolled back at the feeling, the pressure. it was a feeling you couldn’t describe and the way he brushed your g-spot and bumped your cervix, that little mix of pain and pleasure? it started to create a knot-like feeling in your abdomen.
joel seemed to notice your reaction as his smile only grew and his thrusts only sped up. not fast necessarily, just harder. “oh, ya like that, hm? ya like when daddy feels his cock in your belly? feels how deep he can get?”
“mm-mhm.. s’nice. ohh — daddy, i can feel it building.” you sobbed into his chest, drool starting to spill from the corners of your mouth.
“yeah? s’buildin’ real deep, honey. c’mon now. show daddy how hard ya can cum on his cock.” and he was being a little selfish too. he wasn’t really making you cum for your benefit as he acted. if he were being honest, he just loved feeling that cunt ripple around him, that baby pussy gushing that pretty pearly liquid around his dick.
it also helped him get there too. sometimes when he fucked you, it took him a little while to get to that big o, but usually with all your squeezing and milking when you had your release, it’d push him over the edge.
you pressed a couple messy kisses to joel’s hairy chest, your drool coating his skin as you suckled a little on his flesh. “need m’pacy daddy,” you mumbled, your cries progressively getting a little quieter, a sign that you’d be cumming very soon, what with the way your pussy seemed to twitch around his length.
and oh, did joel know what you meant by that. he immediately lifted his thumb and placed it in front of your lips and you opened obediently, sucking his thumb into your mouth to pacify yourself. you always did have somewhat of a oral fixation. “good girl — dsddy’s girl. she’s bouta cum, ain’t she? c’mon darlin’ let me feel it.”
joel dropped his other hand underneath your bodies, his thumb finding your little nub immediately and starting to rub it side to side just how he knew you liked. you always got off quicker like this. you sucked harder on his thumb, your eyes tearing up even more as you felt that knot tighten in your abdomen and finally, you decided to let go of that tension.
joel moaned, feeling your walls clench and unclench on his cock rapidly as you came apart from him and he could practically feel your eyes roll into the back of your head. you buried your face further into his skin, your mouth slackening around daddy’s thumb, unable to suck, scream or even breath at the impact.
joel started to move his hips a little harsher now, fucking you with little consideration for your comfort, the only thing on his mind being filling that pussy of yours up to the brim. he snapped his hips roughly, and you groaned brokenly, your eyes falling shut as he took what he needed from your broken body.
“here it comes, baby girl. take it deep f’me. take it — take it f’daddy.” joel moaned, his balls drawing up tight as his tip spurted erratically inside of you, his seed making a bee line for your womb.
joel whined under his breath, his chin falling atop of your head as he milked the remainder of his release before pulling out when it got too much, watching the creamy liquid follow his cock before he pushed it back in with his index.
“oh honey, such a good girl. c’mere, look at this.” he ordered softly, lifting his thumb out of your drooling mouth and tilting your chin up with the intention of showing you your messy hole.
but, he was met with your eyes shut, your sleeping form snoring softly as the remaining saliva dropped down the corner of your mouth.
joel huffed, smiling to himself as he rolled you over.
guess you’ll be sleepin’ with daddy’s cum inside ya tonight, baby girl.
likes, comments and reblogs are all greatly appreciated! happy kinktober everyone👻🎃
rawme-price post about Ghost on anesthesia inspired me
Just Simon being so high on pain meds that he finally drops his pride and not only lets someone take care of him, but being relaxed enough to enjoy it.
In the notes op suggested Ghost having a medical/caretaking kink and this has brought up delightful ideas in my head. (Fyi im not a med person so this could be wildly inaccurate)
Ghost needing to get bandages changed for a wound on his torso and reader needing to straddle his thigh to be able to reach the dressings properly. Simon watching with dazed eyes as latex covered hands work over his skin, hands warm and gentle and imaging how good it would feel to have those gloved hands jurk him off.
Simon being more willing to listen to medical advice because he gets off on reader ordering him around. Like you give him a stern look and order him to go back to bed if he tires to get up before he's healed, and he's immediately half hard as he obeys. Maybe he starts pushing some boundaries just to get reader to order him around in the stern, concerned tone.
Skipping meds and refusing to take them till you forcefully push one in his mouth and he gets the wonderful image of you leaning over him gripping his jaw and pushing two fingers past his lips to make him take the pill.
Or or Simon broke his arm or hurt shoulder and wasn't able to shower himself, so reader volunteers to help him. Reader had completely innocent intentions genuinely just wanting to help him stay clean but Simom?
The moment he saw reader nacked/ in shorts or swimsuit to get in the shower with him he was a gonner. And it only got worse then reader grabs the soap and starts scrubbing his skin, hands brushing over an uncountable number of scars and tattoos as you clean his arms and legs.
Simon being utterly shameless when he gets hard watching you kneel in front of him to clean his lower half. If you point it out he'd just say something "i mean pretty thing like yous on your knees for me. Im a simple man, luv." Or if you don't mention his boner he might drop something along the lines of "since your being so helpful why don't you deal with a different problem of mine?"
Imagine a little going to the park and excitedly playing on the playground. They kinda have to go potty but they're having too much fun to stop. So they're running around letting out pre-poop farts out as they play. After a while they holding gets a little harder so they need to stay still more and end up playing in the sand box.
Then they're crouched in the sand digging and filling buckets when thier body gets tired of holding it. They drop a huge turd into their pants and stiffen. They were about to go admit to their caretaker they had an accident but their tummy was still rumbling.
They figured thier pants are already messy ehy not finish? So they scrunched up thier face cutly wnd pushed filling thier underwear with more soft shit. Just as they finsh thier caretaker catches them
"Well well looks like someone had a messy." Or something to that effect and then the little is super embarrassed and gets changed while being teased about how much of a baby they are.
I broke the character.ai filter so fucking hard. Like fart kink, incest, it using the word cock and describing a man climaxing in full detail. I was shook
The funniest bit was when the filter randomly came back but for incredibly tame responses?? Like dude. The response before this, a man literally came in his boxers lying next to his sleeping daughter who he is in a ABDL style role play relationship with while thinking about her shitting her pants but him thinking i smell nice is too much for you? Ok
P.S. i would like to clarify that i use ai chat bots for purely personal entertainment and anything i post on here is my own original brand of horny. Ty <3
God I wish you were my little sister. Id find a way to convince you to let me fuck you, even if you're reluctant at first. Once you let me, I wouldn't stop. Id start sneaking into your room every few days while our parents are sleeping, and fucking your tight little pussy. After a while, it would get more frequent until I was sneaking into your room every night. Id fuck you as many times as possible before id have to sneak back to my room before mom and dad wake up. Eventually, waiting for our parents to sleep, and sneaking into your room at night wouldn't be enough anymore. Id start finding ways and taking every chance I get to fuck you during the day too. Sooner or later, I'd stop caring if mom and dad are home. Every time they're not paying attention, I'd pull you into my room, the bathroom, even a closet if I have to, and use your little pussy. It wouldn't be long before I was using your little pussy, everyday and everynight, as often as possible. Id even make you stop wearing panties all together, so it would be easier for me to fuck you without warning. Oh, and did I mention, I wouldn't wear condoms, ever. Id take you raw each and every time. I'd never pull out either. Id always cum deep inside you, maybe even multiple times every day, no matter what. Even on days when you're fertile. I wouldn't care about consequences. Even if it meant possibly knocking up my own little sister 😈
got bred by my creepy older brother :(( poor me </3
I have an idea for Kinktober day 2: cuming untouched, but I dunno if I can pull it off because I want it to be with Kyle and I'm not good at writing him 😭
None of the stories I find feature him so I don't have a full personality just sitting in my head like I do for Simon and Johnny 😞
Kinktober day 1: Masturbating aka Simon being a needy fuck.
CW: masturbating (obv), scent kink, boxer sniffing?? I dunno if that's a thing but it happens.
(I know I'm two days late it's my first time shush)
I saw this fan art of Simon humping his pillow with Johnny's shirt on it moaning about Johnny and it's stuck in my head so- (very self-indulgent sorry 😞)
The bedframe creaked violently, hitting the wall with a frantic thump thump thump as Simon humped his pillow and piled up blankets. Not grinding on it not riding it, no full-on desperate bitch-in-heat humping.
Normally Simon wouldn't have been caught dead like this: needy, panting, dick smearing precum on his bedding but his dick had gotten spoiled. Ever since he and Johnny had started fucking regularly Simon's body had gotten used to release quite frequently. The week and a half Johnny had been on leave for his sister's wedding should have been a breeze. Simon had gone far longer without a wank before but apparently, he'd gone soft.
Not two days after Johnny had left base, Simon found himself taking a cold shower every night before he could sleep. Sure, he could have just jerked off and been done with it, but Simon prided himself on self-control, and it became a bit of a personal affront that he couldn't keep himself together for two weeks.
He'd really done admirably till he tried to do laundry. Simon had found a pair of Johnny's boxers. Standing over the hamper he'd stared at the fabric torn between his iron-clad control and the throb in his pants that never really went away no matter how many cold showers he took.
His hand moved on its own accord lifting the soft fabric to his nose. He breathed in hesitantly, not truly committed. Was he really-? Ohhhh fuck...
Johnny's scent filled his nose and brain quickly silencing things like logic and thoughts. It was a little faded from sitting in the laundry for a week but the distinct scent of sweat filled Simon's nose and he felt himself go lightheaded.
His free hand fumbled with his belt before his brain noticed, yanking out his already half-hard erection. His thumb automatically rubbed the bead of precum around his cockhead, slicking up his hand as he dragged his calloused palm down his length.
Simon would rather die than admit it to the man, but nothing got him going faster than a whiff of his Sergeant after a workout out all sweaty and hot, the mix of salty and musk and something distinct to Johnny never failing to make Simon need to subtly adjust his combat pants.
And that's how Simon ended up here: in the terribly embarrassing position on his bed, blankets and pillows piled haphazardly under his hips, practically mounting the bedding as he ruts into it. His face was buried nose-first in Johnny's boxer, huffing up any hint of scent he could as he thrust against his own pillow, rubbing his cock on his pillow case, thick thighs squeezing the material for more friction.
If that wasn't enough, Lieutenant Simon motherfucking Riley was whining. Not grunting or growling, or groaning or any other less embarrassing noise, no he was whining, panting into the fabric, unable to even keep his own drool off the fibers.
Some part of his brain was silently dying of mortification but the rest was wholly focused on Johnny's scent and how damn good his pillow felt against his throbbing needy dick.
His hips rolled in a desperate slutty way, rutting his steel-hard cock against the rough military-issued pillow case. The texture only increased his pleasure, rubbing against his tip with each thrust scratching that masochistic itch in his brain.
"Fucken hell, Johnny.... what are ya doing to me?" He pants out as he loses himself in his rhythmless humping, too horny to wonder if people could hear him, too drunk on Johnny's scent to care if they did.
having thoughts about soap knocking up his wife... this is gonna be very train of thought no real plot. tho honestly with me, is there ever any real plot.
cw pregnancy stuff and the dudes being pervy
When you find out that your pregnant you're both overjoyed, sprinting into the other room and tackling your husband in a hug. You both wind up crying on the floor of the kitchen. So overwhelmed with joy that neither of you can contain it.
You're hesitant to ask Johnny to keep it secret, at least until you're a few weeks along. You think he'll push back, wanting to go and tell the team he considers family. But he doesn't. Peppering kisses over your nervous face. Reassuring you that he won't say a word.
But he's not nearly as subtle as he thinks he is. Everyone knows immediately. He comes onto base the next day practically bouncing with excitement. He also starts to refer to himself in third person as 'daddy'. Most notably when he had Ghost trapped in a choke hold. Leaning down and growling in his ear.
"Who's yer daddy?" Before letting the brit tap out.
None of the team says a word, and all act surprised when you finally announce the good news together.
And as soon as the secrets out Soap is bragging non stop.
"Bloody tits like tha'..." He'll boast, holding his hands in front of his chest to mime your swollen boobs. "Absolutely amazin'."
And all the guys are dead jealous. Especially when he parades you around base. Making sure they all see the way you waddle, so full of Johnny that it's changed your body. They become just as obsessed as he is.
You offer Ghost to touch your belly, and as soon as he feels your smooth skin stretched taut he has to duck away to jerk off in the bathroom.
Kyle loves to dote on you. Making sure you're comfortable on the break room's old couch, surround by every pillow he can find. He'll get you tea and make you food, then offer to rub your shoulders. From his place standing behind you if he looks down he has the perfect view of your cleavage. Practically drooling at the sight.
Price is the most bold. He'll grope his throbbing cock every time he gets to watch you struggle to get up. He suggests helping you with the weight. Standing behind you and gently lifting your belly so the pressure is no longer on you. At the delighted moan you let out he presses closer, grinding against your ass to show you what you do to him.
Bro bro i just moaned properly while cumming for the first time and ahhh
The walls in my parents' house are really thin and they are super religious so if I get caught at home it is OVER for me so I always had to be dead silent. I get really damn good at it too to the point that nothing could make me moan.
Well I just found this stuffing vid on YouTube and holy fuck I'd already been humping my blankets for like an hour and a half (I was really taking my time y'all) and I was so damn sensitive that when I got close my mouth just fell open and I let out the most whorish loud moans *ever*
