text 💬 avion
Kion: I have no idea what happened last night, all I remember was someone decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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text 💬 avion
Kion: I have no idea what happened last night, all I remember was someone decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
text 💬 jion
Kion: It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you.
Kion: No idea if I should feel flattered or insulted.
text 📲 kiby
Ruby: Aww, come on, you can't make me eat cake alone, that's so sad! What if I fed you some? That could be fun, right? I'm sure your times are going to be so great when you get back home! Maybe just go on hikes more often, that's what I day after holidays and just whenever I need a break. OH RED VELVET IS MY FAVORITE! I love cream cheese frosting, I could eat a huge vat of just that and be happy!
Kion: Not alone! I'll eat some, just not a lot! Hiking would be a good way to get some extra practice in and strengthen my legs, good call! The stronger they are, the faster I can run and higher I can jump! I'm so taking home a high jump medal this year, that's my new goal. It's definitely better than buttercream, I'll give it that. But sometimes it's like too heavy? Buttercream tastes like ass though so I'll take cream cheese over it any day.
TEXT 🤔 NUKION
Nuka: Yeah, well, life is cruel and love is a lie so it doesn't matter who you have a crush on sometimes! That's why it's called a crush, because it crushes you! I don't THINK V would be gushy with me but you never know! Prepare for the worst and expect the worst, that's my motto.
Kion: That's a shit motto, dude. If you expect the worst, that's all you're gonna get. You should prep for the worst but expect the best! The outcome is much better. Trust me, I know.
text 📲 k-cubs
Kiara: NO STOP THAT! You only have my friend's phone numbers IN CASE I DIE AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL THEM!
Kiara: Also, she's nice to everyone, don't go thinking you're special!
Kion: WHY CAN'T I BE FRIENDS WITH RUBY TOO, HUH? Because too late, I already am 😁
Kion: THIS IS WHY I LIKE HER MORE THAN YOU! SHE AT LEAST APPRECIATES ME!
text 📲 avion
Avery: ofc I'd want to join, especially when pizza is offered!! :D
Avery: What toppings are you ordering? 👀
Kion: It's so good, right? I try not to eat it too often, but it's a cheat day so. Treat yo'self.
Kion: Is there any other toppings besides pepperoni and extra cheese? Because that's what I order all the time.
text 💬 kj
DJ: Wait, for real? Did you go to like old people on their third wedding's marriage or something? Because Queen Merida and Elsa's was fun! All you need is an open bar, the bounce house is a definite perk though.
Kion: It's only fun when you're ALLOWED to drink! And I wasn't at their wedding because "underage drinking is bad" as if nobody's ever done it before. We ALL know our parents did too, where do they get off telling us we can't?
For Valentine's Day, I've decided to matchmake everyone in Auradon. I think you'd be really well-suited for: Harmony Ourania. You're welcome.
A literal goddess? Sign me up. @harmonyourania
text 💬 kj
DJ: So what's the verdict on bounce houses at wedding receptions?
Kion: DUDE YES! That sounds like a dope ass reception. Every wedding I've gone to has been BORING! We need someone to make them fun again.
TEXT 🤔 NUKION
Nuka: Are you sure Kiara and Ruby and Melody aren't all dating? Cause I could kind of see that, actually. Huh. Maybe I'll ask Vitani about it but if they ARE dating I don't wanna hear her be all gushy about it.
Kion: I refuse to believe that on account I have a major crush on Ruby, so thanks for making it hard for me NOT to think about! Dude, yeah, that would be awful. Sucks to be you though. Kiara would never be gushy when talking to me.
text 📲 kiby
Ruby: OOOOH what kind of cake is it? Not that it really matters because it's cake, so of COURSE I'm in! Thanks 😃 are you sure you want to share with me though? Because I might accidentally eat way too much cake and leave you with none and that'd be so sad!
Kion: Cake is cake, that's what I always say. Not that I'm much of a fan of it, so go ahead! Eat as much as you want. I can't eat too much anyway, I ate a lot over the holiday and my times are probably gonna suffer for it 😭 Oh and to answer your original question I think it's red velvet?
text 📲 avion
Kion: Can we just have pizza for dinner tonight?
Kion: We, on the off chance you wanted to join me
text 📲 kiby
Kion: I have half a birthday cake and a twelve pack of beer. Are you coming over or what?
Kion: Idk who's birthday it is, buuut it still looks good?
text 📲 k-cubs
Kion: I need a hug
Kion: NOT FROM YOU I MEANT TO SEND THAT TO RUBY
Kion: SHE'S NICE TO ME
TEXT 🤔 NUKION
Nuka: Love lives are a waste of time, so jot that down. I thought she brought Vitani back to yours for some holiday but I guess I could've just dreamt that. Most of my dreams are way more fun than that though.
Kion: She also brings home Ruby and Melody. Doesn't mean they're dating or whatever. But that did happen, so you didn't dream it. I just can't confirm the rest of what's going on. They did seem awfully close during break though.
TEXT 🤔 NUKION
Nuka: So are our sisters actually dating now or is yours just using mine to piss your weird dad off? Because I'm going to be honest, I have no idea what's going on there but if it's just fake, someone should tell Kiara there's WAY easier ways to piss off dads. Like getting a tattoo! Or spending a ton of your family's money on porn!
Kion: Bold of you to assume I pay any attention to my sister's love life. She pays WAY more attention to mine than I do hers. But that does sound like Kiara, so I wouldn't put it past her to do something dumb like that.
Sorry again about Leander harassing you on my behalf! I understand why he did it now, but that still doesn't make it okay and I wanted to make sure you knew that! You're a pretty cool guy and I'm glad we're friends.