#asudj

[asuxsor]

DJ and Aimee are totally living together so that they can fuck as much as they want without anyone knowing about it before he officially gets married to someone else!

Because that’s not the most obvious thing in the world. No, I think @karmeninka put @aimeeblake up to it. You know, test her future husband’s willpower, see if he can resist temptation. If he can survive living with his big-boobed bestie for a year, I’m sure he’ll be faithful until his dying day.

[nadiadecordoba]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- kion, romeo, dj

send me three names + a number…

Fuck with: @romeodubois. It’s like you guys just want me to hype up the Bayou peeps.

Take a Bullet For: @djcygnet. I’d be like, a hero for keeping someone’s almost husband alive for them; people would send me so many flowers in the hospital.

Murder: @kiontaji‘s try-too-hard attitude.

[margovasilovich]

fuck, marry, kill -- artie, dj, ben

send me three names + a number…

Lose my virginity to: @rtpendragon? He likes blonde girls and I don’t know, the person I was supposed to lose my virginity to lost his to Artie’s sister instead. Not that it matters! It doesn’t. 

Marry: @djcygnet? Never actually, unless he needed a replacement wife so Karmen could be free to choose her own husband, in which case I’d do whatever I had to do! 

Kill: AHHH I DID NOT THINK THIS THROUGH, I CANNOT KILL THE KING. 

[ben-desrosiers]

text 🕯️ bj

Ben: So I had a fun conversation with my dad. He decided he was going to brainstorm wedding gifts with me, something about how I had to give the best gift or whatever (he just always has to be the best) and then he suggests a candelabra.

Ben: I'm still trying to figure out what part of a candelabra says "perfect wedding gift."

[kiontaji]

text 😇 kj

Kion: So like being engaged means we can totally get away with throwing a bachelor party, right?

Kion: A respectable one, of course. No strippers

Kion: 😉

Kion: That was a joke. Obviously strippers will be involved.

[orthbrt]

{text} 🤴 ophj

Ophelia: So, what do you do in that frat of yours all day? Sit around admiring each other's princeliness?

Ophelia: "Oh contraire, Prince Thaddeus Chaddeus Huntington-Bonnerville IV, I do believe YOUR crown is the shiniest crown in the entire realm of Rosegoldington!"

[gastonthethird]

HON: Sparrow, Stella, Gaston Jr., Zoe, Cash, Margaery, Olivia, Oakley, Ariana, Daniel, Emily, Jojo, Rachel, Greta, Nova, Spencer, Rocket, Jackie, Izzy, Kion, Alicia, Casper, Aimee, DJ, Leander

Hot: @margaerycharming, @jojohood, @racheladale, @rocketstrongbow, @izzyslade (fuck off). 

Fine for a dude: @gastonthejr, @cashforrester, @dannykensington, @casperlockex, @djcygnet.

Could be hot if they weren’t weird: @dum-sparrow, @stargirlvasilovich, @livoakens, @ariliki, @gretagesundheit, @novafitzherbert, @jacqueline-chavez, @aimeeblake.

Not: @zoe-tomago, @oakleyoaken, @darlingemily, @spencer-thunderstrike, @kiontaji, @aliciatriton, @leanderambrosius. 

i need entertainment

[jaynassar]

text 😂 djay

Jay: Dude, so you know how Carlos is always so embarrassingly chasing after Jane like a love sick puppy? Well I took his phone from him so he could "man up" so to speak and ask her out finally

Jay: Except it accidentally got sent to FG!

Jay: Man, talk about a happy accident lmao Carlos is never gonna know what happened 😂