[kipbip]

hii im kip! the red panda teddy bear dyke

all my id'd posts are under #kip ids, this post also has the tag so its easy to go to!

have an epic day thank youu LOVE YOU MWAH

[ID: icon: a the head of a red panda teddy bear. header: a closeup of the star albireo, which is a double star made of one yellow and one blue star. /end ID]

[footlongdingledong2]

vomits

[shiningother]

dude last night was a series of still images displayed in quick succession creating the illusion of motion

[thedreamthieves]

$19.99 to RENT a movie online…we need to start killing these ppl.

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[xylophonetangerine]

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.

[romanceyourdemons]

in retrospect my father was kind of iconic for how he handled it when he called someone a twat in front of little kid me and i asked what that word meant. the answer he came up with was, and i’ll always remember this, “no one knows what it means. it’s a mystery”

[stjohnstarling]

Trying out a new hobby called playing with fire. And it’s completely safe

[girlbloke]

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

[unsentimentaltranslator]

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

[girlbloke]

period i am against that for sure

[dyk-this-musical-song]

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Do you know this TV Show Song? #21

I know the song and the show

I know the song but not the show

I know the show but not the song

I may know this

I have never heard this

Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

[clonerightsagenda]

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

[clonerightsagenda]

I feel like more bright colors, an exclamation mark, or a more whimsical font choice would've also helped here to indicate that it is a Fun Activity For Children. Instead it felt like getting instructed in my inevitable fate by a road sign

[threedollarsdotcom]

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

[foxes-in-love]

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

[emesissy]

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

[lolt64]

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

[havingcompassion-deactivated202]

If I get at least one thing done in a day I’m a genius if I get two things done I’m a god