Aliens: Land Here

Some posts are NSFW, with Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Fallout, TES, Fire Emblem, Star Wars, Cyberpunk 2077, & The Witcher fandoms.

[ravenlynclemens]

calvin and hobbes

[rocktopussy]

[pomme-poire-peche]

"You misspelled Weltanschauung" is one of the funniest punchlines I've ever encountered.

[blessedbycoyotes]

[werothegreat]

one of my faves

[dittoexodus]

[pomegranatears]

you think you’re a retired insane person and then something triggers you

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

remember that when it comes to fanfics, two cakes is always better then one. the more the merrier!

[bellaralutare]

[saucysage]

wear robes do magic serve cunt

[yozora]

yeah

[hyythlodaeus]

[adiraofthetals]

[spikyiwaizumi]

the issue with writing for yourself is that you will get sucked into rereading your own fic over and over and pretend it’s “editing,” but really you’re just reading because it’s exactly what you want to read. because you wrote it. for you.

[findingfeather]

and then you will be like why does this asshole never finish anything god

[imakeficrequestsandthendisappear]

if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

[capsicrew]

then me at the end of the dungeon;

the way the other fuckin DPS turned to look at me as I ran out the door lmaoooo

[maroonvelour]

hi hello i did not forget about tumblr i promise! also i know this is not a nier meme but this is factual! it is my current situation! 🔥🔥🔥

[trainwiz]

"I don't want a treasure chest behind every waterfall in a game, it ruins the sense of discovery-" Wrong wrong incorrect. You are incapable of properly experiencing joy independent of novelty. You don't deserve to have it. Give it to me.

[entropic-introspection]

By this point the WoL can just go “I know a guy” in about 98% of all situations, but like the guy in question is

Just some guy, kind of the weirdest thing is that they know the WoL

Just Some Guy, but like. There is something distinctly off about them, like maybe they have been living in the wilderness alone for 15 years, who knows, but like. They do the job!

An expert in the field. Makes sense, you probably run into those saving the world and whatnot.

A world-renown expert in the field. Still makes sense, but wow you were not expecting that for your silly problem.

A world-renown person. Like, everyone’s heard of Cid Garlond by this point, what do you mean you have him on speed dial.

A world leader. You thought the Elder Seedseer never left Gridania except in times of crisis, but ok!

A dragon, quite possibly of the first brood or otherwise quite old. This feels like overkill.

Something you weren’t even expecting to be sentient, like the plushy chocobo and its robotic friend. Extremely weird.

A literal cryptid or person you thought was entirely mythical. Sure, this might as well happen.

You never meet ‘the guy’, because apparently ‘the guy’ lives in a different world/dimension. Somehow still gives excellent and applicable advice.

The WoL, but this time in a different outfit (silly hat included)

[writebythecside]

Now That's What I Call Fallout Textposts Volume 35

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[onemagpie]

maybe they met in shady sands but don’t remember each other