the blog title is trivial and left as an exercise to the reader

kira 𓍊𖤣𓍢ִ໋ she/her𓍢ִ໋𖥧𓍊 math nerd 𓋼𓍊 i will seek truth 𖧧 this is sometimes a math blog and sometimes a fandom blog 𓍊𓋼 will not shut up about the cosmere, fantasy high, the spear cuts through water, and the poppy war 𓍊𓋼𖥧 aroace but i saw a cool bird today so idc about that rn𖧧 𖤣𓍊 certified creature enjoyer𓇢my highscool friends all think i'm dead/they aren't wrong for the version they knew back then𓆸

[kirasdun]

no longer a chemist life is beautiful

[kirasdun]

i fucked up im a chemist now

help what is nitrogen none of these papers make sense

[lengthy-artery]

discord letting you have custom emoji has really ruined my ability to communicate effectively on other apps. what do you mean i cant send jalute. what about givehand. cryingpat. torment. sittinghere. tvek. cant even send my wonderful beloved frogheart. whats the bloody point

[fiyeroace]

fighting the demons (living in an amatonormative society) riz gukgak and ryland grace save me

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[pseudoply]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[pikachewww]

apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life

[guooey]

does anybody want to match my sneep

[otiksimr]

Snorp.

[guooey]

Hey let's eat our worm and cricket in the sand together

[ferretix]

[mangowerm]

[beepost-generator]

YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

[cassandrasimplex]

Sending this post the bill for the hernia surgery I laughed myself into needing

[sh4rkguts]

[voyagevisuelle]

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

[oesthetic-deactivated20161008]

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

[coolstoryrob]

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

[bestrooftalkever]

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

[ninja-sex-tarp]

I’m fucking done with this site

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]

This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

[deltadragoon-deactivated2018111]

[neenernina]

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

[amor-moved]

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

[thereisagirlwhonevergoesoutpt2]

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

[sivavakkiyar]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[kamenotaku]

crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

[birdhug]

i like them..

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Gen alpha is so brainrotted because there’s too many satellites affecting their astrology. These babies got Starlink #637 in Pisces and BeiDou in Aries and ISS in Virgo and shit, its like spiritual microplastics

[myheadisfullofmoss]

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go my isopods!!

[paulgadzikowski]

[harleyglenn]

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

[sacred-portal]

[cherryberg]

[a-sentient-cup]

[pyrobot1cs]

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

[kply-industries]

*puts a disk in u*

[imat711yallneedanything]

Thank you